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sir-rants-alot 4 months ago
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I was in this discord server but I left and now i think the server will die :(
Baiscly is a rp server about warrior cats and my cat is the MAIN main villen with lore and shit planned but people have accused me of a shit on of stuff (that i won't get into rn or ever) that I didnt do and timed me out for 6 whole days so even tough I feel really guilty it's better then anxiety that makes me shake 24/7 馃敟馃敟
Anyway have a silly little guy day/night gang!!
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sir-rants-alot 4 months ago
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Okay so i have realised somthing, if i wait a day then I will never have to go to school (2 week holiday) so I'm moving my plan to then
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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Hi guys
Guess who has 10 toes and hasn't slept in 4 days
THIS GUYYY
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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I still haven't slept but I almost did
We are now in enemy territory
While I was in the woods earlier today I found this old rusty shovel near the cemetery thing
I think I'll take it to get a chunk of wood, I've always liked the idea of carving something pretty
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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GLORY TO APOLLO TUMBLHIMS AND TUMBLHERS!
I dont have to go! And i didnt even have to convince my mother!
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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It is morning, I have to go to school
Have to go
Have
To go
Nuh ah.
If i play my cards right then I'll stay home, wish me luck brotha
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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I dont have anything to say, i just want you all to know me
Hi yall I hope you have a nice life馃敟
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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Proof im fae
1) The wind whistles me secrets, I hear them but yet stay warm in the coldest weather
2) I never hurt myself dislite taking many falls in the woods, you could say I'm extremely lucky
3) the sun shines down on me even on days it was ment to rain
Proof im not fae
1) boring humans want fae killed
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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Have yall seem the minecraft update with the ghast kids? That's sad af man someone needs to bathe them like the game about the poor Polish boy who's blonde and starving
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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HAZEL NUTS? IN MY CHOCOLATE? Glory to the empire this shit SLAPS
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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Fellow pilgrims, hello!!!
I am still awake! Haza! To show yall im the badest bitch in this club instead of 11 days I'm doing 12 so I'll be TWO over the world record!!!
"But sir! How-"
You believe in restraints pulling on your mortal forms, I see small hills over a smooth path to my goal that I can either step around or walk right through.
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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At the place
I should have stayed hooome
Um but yeah馃敟
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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We are going out in public, this is a real rench in my gears but If i play house music or just really bad music i think I'll be able to stay awake there and back. My guess is that it will be an hour long car drive.
A picture of my cat
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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Day three of not sleeping untill I break a world record
Days not even over yet but I just wanted to update yall (the imaginary yall that I like to pretend are there so I dont feel alone)
Any good song recs? Preferably something like will wood or tally hall, I'm also a fan of house music and punk rock. Basically, any good music. Also looking for webtoons or shows to read/watch, I've read faroff and tea for two and long exposure and all the goodies.
I can feel gravity in my legs, so i know I'm actually tired now. It's only like 8 more days and I'll be a world record holder, it's fine
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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Day 2 of not sleeping until I become god or meet him
Shit hasn't happened, I went on a walk and have done art. If I feel tired, I watch horror or play minecraft bedwars for adrenaline. Tomorrow is the last day of the weekend, so I'll have to go to school on 0 sleep
If you come here to tell me to sleep then idc because I WILL get this record.
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sir-rants-alot 5 months ago
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Cannibal: cooking dinner for once
Cook: "oooh smells good, what is it?"
Cannibal: "your ex."
Cook: "oh yummy pork! Love you babe!"
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sir-rants-alot 6 months ago
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FOR THE LAST TIME.
IF YOU MAKE A WORLD WITH OUT HUMANS OR HUMAN LIKE BEINGS IN ALL ITS HISTORY.
DOGS? NOT THERE.
CATS? NOT THERE.
MODERN HORSES? NOT THERE.
MOST FARM ANIMALS? NOT THERE.
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