sir-simpsalot

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*awkward chuckle and raises a glass* uh… to the revolution? *tries to take a drink and chokes*

are you making the red coats redder with bloodstains?

YEAH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

ANDIMNEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKE'EMDROPANDBURN'EMUPANDSCATTERTHEIRREMAINS

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'emDrop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'mLafayette!

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fine…. Do you prefer hamBURRgers or BURRitos?

*throws it back* This is in your Honor BURRito!

…Put that away please.

-A.Burr

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I got a little too hyped guys… *awkwardly waddles off the table, apologizing to the person who was using it* Pardon- my bad.

are you making the red coats redder with bloodstains?

YEAH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

ANDIMNEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKE'EMDROPANDBURN'EMUPANDSCATTERTHEIRREMAINS

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'emDrop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'mLafayette!

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im anemic and had to get put on an IV once. We twinning

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TF U MEAN BB NEEDED AN IV?!?!

He had an iron deficiancy so we talked to a docter who came to our house and gave baby an iv, he was so tired he didnt even fight it

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I got to 27

*gives jelly a bag of marshmallows*

How many can you fit inside your mouth? I got to 12!

*i try but nearly choke. I get to 7 befor i spit them all out and gag into my kitchen sink*

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Ever been in a sandwich?

I’m scared

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OMG TWIN?!

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TF U MEAN BB NEEDED AN IV?!?!

He had an iron deficiancy so we talked to a docter who came to our house and gave baby an iv, he was so tired he didnt even fight it

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no that anon saying to get alex pregnant was onto something...you should do that...

He is DEAD.

And; 2. I am currently being held captive. So nobody is getting pregnant.

-A.Burr

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You will be when i get my hands on you😼

no that anon saying to get alex pregnant was onto something...you should do that...

He is DEAD.

And; 2. I am currently being held captive. So nobody is getting pregnant.

-A.Burr

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Yesn’t

can I die from that

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the duality of kinger

(original art by @soggysobert )

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guys this directed at me

"Word of advice, please do NOT eat my shampoo as some people think it's a good idea."

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self respect and if theyre out of that then ill take just a bag full of stupid sauce

What are you ordering ?

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:3

:3

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🤩

did my eyes turn into balls of gas????

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

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I wasnt tagged but im here to reek havoc

Poly relationship with the Jaxs? Lowkey not the worst I could’ve gotten cuz the photo right before it was a child so-

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

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is this how people with dyslexia feel

Not to be a fucking dinosaur, but I am begging people to please use at least some punctuation online. Like, many of the things you say are actually incomprehensible when you don't separate them into chunks with periods and commas.

And this isn't me insisting that people 'use proper grammar' but just pointing out that communicating your ideas clearly is kind of important??