Lorelei (Lorie). Any pronouns. My icon was made here: https://toon-me-picrew.carrd.co/ You can buy my stuff here: LorieDoodles.redbubble.com I’m trying to keep things light rn cuz I know we all could use some levity, but there may be a few political posts in there anyway. Scroll with caution.
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today's mini fellas are uhh ppl who fell off the ladder!🪜
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Cleo's assessment of them all being competent individually but incompetent when they're together is both hilarious and true
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If you can tell what's wrong with this picture, you order too much fast food.
#fast food#food#drinks#mcdonalds#if you opened the tags looking for the answer#you actually came to the right place#its the straw#its a wendys straw#they forgot a straw with my drink#but luckily i had a frosty recently and i dont use a straw for frostys
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saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it
og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”
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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of
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I had to take advantage of the occasion to make the joke.
After all, I still love The Smurfs, so here is the content of the canon characters, because I love them very much.
💙💖💙💖💙💖💙💖💙
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getting smacked in the face by a toyota camry, wrecking my motorcycle, and opening my eyes to this specific shard of my bike on the pavement next to me is divine poetry
ralsei splat my beloved, me too
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I had to find a picture of this 2017 article again because it's just so iconic.
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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A sudden, terrifying thought
When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…
As PREY?
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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Tango: There may have been some minor changes to the dungeon...
The gathered hermits: Ooohhh!
Tango, talking about how he redid some zoning: Very, very minor, don't get excited. And... I'll just say don't make any assumptions about anything you know about ravagers.
Bdubs, immediately, with the tone of someone who's figured something out: Invisible.
Joe, concerned: Do they have jump boost now?
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