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okay you cannot meet your soulmate at 18/22 and also randomly find a wild animal you used to care for years ago out and about just chilling in the street. you cannot have both how is that fair or possible
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dan just casually reminding phil that he likes to look at him or whatever
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the audience's relationship with dan and phil is kind of beautiful because sometimes we don't get that dan and phil are joking but also sometimes dan and phil do not know when we're joking
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FUCK
#sorry but absolutely the fuck not#can’t afford that rn for a tshirt im planning on only sleeping in#sighhhh#why didn’t i just wait in the line while i was at the show….#dan and phil
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oh they broke my fucking heart advertising the damn dystopia daily tshirt
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Dan Howell made it so I have to make it. He made it through, so I have to make it through. He did it, and so can I.
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Dan and Phil: omg look at us pretending to be straight in this video, we wanted you to think we were manly and went to pubs and drank beer
(Meanwhile, in the video)
Dan, sarcastically: we're at the PUB where we obviously go ALL THE TIME because we are MEN
Phil: I got a raspberry beer :)
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Hi! It seems like everyone who meets dnp has such nice things to say about them :) do you have a compilation/personal favourite things and/or anecdotes people who they have worked with like other YouTubers or performers or staff etc have shared about working or meeting them? Thank youuu
oh my god so many
at ii one of the venue staff saying they were the sweetest boys she's ever worked with (x)
this Very famous post from the same quora ask
at vidcon london 2020 when phil walked out for his m&g he introduced himself to the cameraman taking the photos and shook his hand (saw this with my own eyeballs he was So polite)
dan dropped his phone and when some returned it to him mid-interview with attitude he yelled DO YOU WANT SOME MONEY (x)
also literally every single m&g they have ever done has gone over or they have broken the rules because they refuse to leave until everyone has had a good experience. they've fought with vidcon staff about the no autograph rule and extended meetup by 6 hours and always go above and beyond because they genuinely give a shit about meeting their audience
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chappell roan just watched me have sex

#/ref#dan and phil#lesbian sex of course#it’s only right#unfortunately i can never have sex w a man in this apartment now or else i will bring her Shame
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Not Dan saying he would "never recover" from being immediately clocked as gay by a random child as if that wasn't literally the first decade of his carreer
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i just like. this time last year was when the whole phan conspiracy thing was happening and we were all shitting ourselves trying to imagine what that could possibly mean and then tit happened and here we are a year later about to enter ANOTHER new era of Dan And Phil together being Dan And Phil and it’s been nearly 2 years since the comeback like genuinely who woulda thunk it
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i dont wanna do this anymore actually
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