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Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Felisid Smut to avoid the real world

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Lady Felicia and Sid are in a secluded part of Montague’s gardens. She is lying on her stomach with a sketch pad and pencil in her hand, and Sid is sat against a tree, looking awkward and keeps looking around

Felicia: Do stop moving about, Sid. I’m trying to get as much detail as possible

Sid: What if somebody catches us? We’d never live it down

Felicia: I have a perfect view.. if anyone heads this way I’ll see them. You’re not shy around me are you Sid?

Sid: Course not, but why did I need to be in the nude for this?

Felicia: It’s called life drawing. I wanted some practice

Sid: Why is it taking all afternoon? I’m getting stiff

Felicia: I had noticed. That’s why

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casual weekly activities with miffy and max. anyone know good hiding spots? :x

(special thanks to those who sent me nice comments through ask — appreciate y’all!! <3)

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Does the tower have books?

me

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OK so you aren't going to believe this, but I've been selling my flat for 3 years and yesterday I became slightly desperate and found and reblogged this stupid post. This morning MONEY IN THE BANK! not just everything signed , but all signed and the fucking money in my account!!!!!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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never taunt the fae

You Elf on the Shelf Motherfucker. You think it's funny to use Witchcraft to infiltrate my home? To place your soul into a cursed doll and fly around my apartment while unseen whispers chant in a dead language that hurts my ears and causes me to smell decay? I hate you so bad. My walls are covered with scratches from my machete as I have done nothing but swing and miss at this teleporting, demonic little Raggedy Ann Wannabe Asshole. Fuck You. Your Cutie Mark should be shutting the fuck up forever and leaving me alone. Bye

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I was never good at that either

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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the seals yearn for the pipes

via

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"Covid lockdown was fascism" is coming from people who want to sell you £12 sandwiches from works canteens 5 days a week.

These people are not "on your side" they want you mindless drones.

And change can happen and happen quickly if the fuckers want it to.

Quick edit to say, I don't think Covid was brilliant, but so many positive things are being rolled back, and that is just appalling, and I'm fed up of it. WFH/ Sick pay from the first day/ mental health days. Being 3 that were removed for us. Our productivity has dropped and we lost half our team in 6 months to stress, after they were removed.

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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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