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Crochet an Astounding Velociraptor, Amigurumi Pattern Designed By Megan Lapp Of Crafty Intentions: 👉 https://buff.ly/3fn7lqU

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Do I need to say more??

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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Help him choose guyds

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Working on a chao amigurumi (following a pattern by @laurascraftedcollectibles on instagram). He is a bit wonky, but the only things I made before are an even more wonky square, and one (1) sphere with a face on it.

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They are the best trio… I think it is('ω')

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SEBASTOPOL GOOSE

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i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

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i love that motorcycles exist. like i'm genuinely so glad that someone was like "what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole"

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this gun is way too big!!!

this is a gun that is too damn big!

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