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"That sounds like a problem that could be solved by 8d6 fire damage in a 20 foot radius." - our sorcerer, at even the slightest inconvenience

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I had a dream last night that there was another live action of Black Butler and Sebastian Michaelis was played by Spencer from ICarly… it was so vivid and I can’t stop thinking about it

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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Most racist person you know: "NYC has fallen. We should evacuate and comfort our loved ones while we still have time. A Muslim won the primary."

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ARR Alphinaud: *Some stuck up rich kid bullshit*

WoL: ...You can't be talking like that White Baby

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.

Bugs

Diseases carried by bugs

Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers

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Someone will see a character who has every Transmasc stereotype lumped in one and be like. Hmmmm no actually you're bad if you say the woman pretending to be a man 'to escape misogyny', whose masculinity is never taken seriously by their family, and who always felt a deep and sharp disconnection from the girls she grew up with, from the woman she was expected to be, and from femininity itself, is trans masc. This is a woman's experience, definitely.

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Y'know, I would care a lot less about the memeification of male pregnancy if there wasn't such a massive overlap between people who memeify it and people who throw a massive tantrum when trans men and mascs ask for even the bare minimum of inclusion in reproductive rights.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.