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So today I suffered from the narrow-mindedness of the cis...

Hello, Tumblr. I’m glad that we minorities are sheltered on this platform, free of judgement and ridicule. Here I am comfortable being myself and expressing my sexual orientation to a plethora of random strangers who could be, for all I know, mass murders. I love the internet! Recently, I married the woman of my dreams. She’s completely hairless and her body somewhat resembles a pink prune. She’s also missing an eye, but I find that it contributes to her individuality. We’ve shared many enjoyable experiences together, my personal favorite being a board game night. We played a six hour game of monopoly, which was cut short because she chewed on the houses and hotels the entire time. For once in my life, I have a thicccc, solid ten that understands me... Even if she can’t understand a single word that I’m saying. I feed her and treat her like the queen she is. As our bond continues to grow, however, I’m finding that this one straight, cis-gendered scrum had an issue with our relationship. For some absurd reason, my boyfriend just can’t seem to get past the fact that I’m in an intimate relationship with his rat. Yes, you read that correctly. I encountered a ratophobe. As 2018 quickly approaches, I find myself questioning how people like him still exist. Why he can’t he be happy that I found true love? Why is he so against our relationship? Do we rat lovers not deserve love, too? We aren’t the standard “boy and girl” couple, but I shouldn’t receive any discrimination for being with the woman I treasure. If a naked rat and human-lizard with a thirty seven inch dick aren’t accepted in this world, then maybe I just wasn’t meant to live. I hope you guys never have to endure the same hatred I did. 2018 will be the year of total tranquility and equality. Also, I was thinking of asking my wife it’s okay to bring my boyfriend’s other rat in the relationship. What do y’all think? 

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Fuck the cis people. No hetero tho 

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WOW Y’ALL SO THIS HAPPENED

Wow, Tumblr!!!!!!! My boyfriend said I was cute. How DARE a cis white male talk to me like that. The audacity he has to say something about my appearance... I am beyond triggered. This, my fellow bloggers, is why we are in dire need of feminazis. Women are superior to men, plain and simple. After centuries of oppression, it’s time to climb out of the hole that the male vermin dug for us. We don’t need men to tell us if we’re cute or not. We got each other, ladies. Death to the male specimen!