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Honestly, I was expecting this one:

What image makes you go “OH SHIT IT’S BAKURA!” The most?

yes

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I imagine this is how he’d look.

if you turn off the lights and say “thief king bakura” three times he will jump outta the mirror and kill you instantly

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@probablybadrpgideas

Idea: Always impulse grab shiny things.

DM: “you come across a lake filled with beautiful, colorful shining stone-”

halfling: “I TAKE A STONE”

elf: “what? what if it’s cursed or some shit? you’re gonna get us all killed for this shiny rock”

halfling: “I DON’T CARE IT’S PRETTY I WANT IT”

long story short: turns out they were basically walkie-talkies and ended us helping us for half the game. always impulse-grab shiny things

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Set Fallout 5 in South florida I want mutated crocodile men with huge muscles. and miniguns. an all jimmy buffet soundtrack. forget the whole 50s thing.

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I kept forgetting to post this picture of a Kaiba that I got that is LITERALLY GIVING YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER! I can feel him tell me that I’m a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck. @relatablepicturesofyuugi @evilyoyogang

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Resources For Fantasy & Mythology Writers

Designing A World

City and Town Name Generator

How To Create a Believable World

Fantasy Religion Design Guide

Fantasy Map-maker

The Language Construction Kit

Fantasy Name Generator

The Pagan Name Generator

Writing Fantasy: Tools & Techniques

Fractal World Generator

Creating a Magic System

The Middle Ages

A Large List Of Articles On The Middle Ages

Middle Ages Weapons

Medieval Clothing

Medieval Clothing Pages

Medieval Name Archive

The Domesday Book

European Nobility Titles

Mythology

General Folklore

Various Folktales

Heroes

Weather Folklore

Trees in Mythology

Animals in Mythology

Birds in Mythology

Flowers in Mythology

Fruit in Mythology

Plants in Mythology

Folktales from Around the World

Egyptian Mythology

African Mythology

More African Mythology

Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

The Gods of Africa

Even More African Mythology

West African Mythology

All About African Mythology

African Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Aztec Mythology

Haitian Mythology

Inca Mythology

Maya Mythology

Native American Mythology

More Inca Mythology

More Native American Mythology

South American Mythical Creatures

North American Mythical Creatures

Aztec Gods and Goddesses

Chinese Mythology

Hindu Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Korean Mythology

More Japanese Mythology

Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures

Indian Mythical Creatures

Chinese Gods and Goddesses

Hindu Gods and Goddesses

Korean Gods and Goddesses

Basque Mythology

Celtic Mythology

Etruscan Mythology

Greek Mythology

Latvian Mythology

Norse Mythology

Roman Mythology

Arthurian Legends

Bestiary

Celtic Gods and Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands

Finnish Mythology

Celtic Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Islamic Mythology

Judaic Mythology

Mesopotamian Mythology

Persian Mythology

Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures

Aboriginal Mythology

Polynesian Mythology

More Polynesian Mythology

Mythology of the Polynesian Islands

Melanesian Mythology

Massive Polynesian Mythology Post

Maori Mythical Creatures

Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses

Hawaiian Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses

List of Gods

Encyclopedia Mythica

Mythical Creatures & Beasts

Questions To Ask When Worldbuilding

The World

Physical and Historical Features

Magic and Magicians

Peoples and Customs

Social Organization

Commerce, Trade, and Public Life

Daily Life

Basics

Alternate Earth

Not Earth at All

Climate and Geography

Natural Resources

World History

Specific Country(s) History

Rules of Magic

Wizards

Magic and Technology

Miscellaneous Magic Questions

Customs

Eating

Greeting and Meeting

Gestures

Visits

Language

Ethics and Values

Religion and the Gods

Population

Government

Politics

Crime and the Legal System

Foreign Relations

Waging War

Weapons

Business and Industry

Transportation and Communication

Science and Technology

Medicine

Arts and Entertainment

Architecture

Urban Factors

Rural Factors

Fashion and Dress

Manners

Diet

Education

Calendar

Magic

The Hypertext List of Spells

Gemstone Properties

Gemstone Meanings

Crystal Healing

Fairy & Other Spirits

Elven Phrases

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Giveaway Time!

To celebrate passing 5500 followers, it’s time for another giveaway!

There will be five winners, separated into 3 tiers! Bronze Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice!

Silver Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice, as well as a custom bath bomb for the DMC! Known as the “Beholder Bomb,” it smells of Blueberry and Pine, and should be a delight!

Gold Tier (1 Winner) will receive a dice set and a D&D 5e book of their choice!

Rules: 

1. Only reblogs will count as entries, and only one entry per day.

2. Must be following this blog.

3. You’ll be contacted by PM once the giveaway ends if you won.

4. Entries will be accepted until April 30th, 2018.

That’s it! Thanks for following the DMC!

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i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

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*slams reblog*

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Be more chill!ygo au… Instead of a CPU its a spirit who wants you to be cool

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Every character is a bard. Their quest is to find the missing members of their old band and save their home. Enemies are law enforcement, nazis, a rival band, and a jilted ex. See how long it takes the players to realise they’re playing through The Blues Brothers.

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Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

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A few joking D&D achievements. 

( All images used are No-Attribution Required stock images. )

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A collection of Pegasus’ English throughout Duelist Kingdom

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The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria happened to be an accident that essentially started World War One. There were six assassins. The first chickened out. The second forgot to set the timer on his grenade and it bounced off of the car and exploded on another. Then the man took an expired cyanide capsule, which caused him to vomit, and jumped into a six inch high river. He was pulled out by a crowd and beaten and eventually taken by authorities. Then the rest just gave up until the car took a wrong turn down one street right next to one of the assassins who was like, "Well, I guess I'll do this." And that's how World War One started.

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

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japanese vs finnish

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking