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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

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"writing is not that serious," I say, "I am doing this for fun, it is my fun hobby, and Writers Online could really stand to be a lot less precious about it." then I turn around and say "for this fanfiction of a children's video game I am trying to do some Kazuo Ishiguro shit"

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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No, but this is actually crazy in the most dystopian sense.

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Trans people don't need to disclose that they're trans to you before you date them but i definitely think cis people should start disclosing they're cis instead of just saying "im a girl/boy" cause dating a cis person is a commitment not everyone has the time for. Like buying a bird

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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Don’t worry, white male low info voter from Illinois, you will not be dying in WW3. You’ll actually be dying right now when i shoot you execution style for making violence in the middle east about yourself.

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A 24-year-old pro-choice Democrat, Keishan Scott of Bishopville, just won a South Carolina state representative special election by a massive 41-point lead over his Republican opponent.

He outperformed Kamala Harris's results in the same county in the 2024 presidential elections by over 37 points.

That underperformance by Republicans is probably not gonna be to the same degree everywhere in the country, but I believe this is a testament to just how unpopular they are.

I hope this is a good sign for things to come.

Oust the Trump Regime

Abolish the Republican Party

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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finally understand why having a viral post is a curse. constant barrage of mildly annoying takes in my notes. and theyre all the SAME mildly annoying take. asking freaks and pedants to be annoying in new and innovative ways for my enrichment please and thank you

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.