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your racist uncle just bathed in dragons blood, rendering his flesh impenetrable by blade or bullet. luckily some divine force, call it entropy, pulled a leaf from its branch and let it rest on your uncles shoulder blade as he was bathing. you know what to do. find this spot, and drive the electronic turkey carver through it. it is your destiny

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bart simpson went from being bart simpson to the son boy of the simpsons. homer is the mouthpiece for each of the show's theses. maggie is the only one who hasnt changed and even she's become woke with the passing of the overton window over the miles and miles turned around all our clocks, so steadfast and loyal to a fault. lisa runs an rpf blog

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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I think your blog represents something beautiful in the world. I think you have the wisdom of prophecy. A prophecy of a better, hotter, kinder world.

Keep on keeping on cowboy.

Yes... I must keep on keeping on... thank you

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daily affirmations: at least I'm no longer 14

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are your eyes brown?

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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Black-crowned Night Heron (Nycticorax nycticorax) observation by eleggua

happy pride

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This paints such a beautiful picture

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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First time visiting my friend’s dorm room (who’s also a snake)(I forgot)

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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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new propaganda campaign just dropped

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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Hating Brits but not usamericans is incomprehensible

Oh, trust me, I have plenty of qualms with the American people, but every major criticism of americans online is just thinly veiled racism, classism, fat phobia, or ableism, and I refuse to participate. Besides, my issue with the English is that they lack swag. Despite it all, we still have swag.