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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him
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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖
#nautical disaster#no chorus verse structure either it’s just this guy’s nightmare being told over the horn
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homestuck if it was written by vivziepop
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the fucked up thing about water addiction is that once you have one glass you're hooked for life
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Your are the monarch of a historical/fantasy kingdom, who perished many years ago and your name is only written down in recorded history, know only to future generations.
Out of the 130 options in the picker wheel here (all are gender neutral),
And yes: there is a 'no epithet' option in there.
I got The Oathtaker.
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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
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"OP what does this MEAN" "I want to study OP's brain" "OP check your carbon monoxide detector"

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nudes
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“What seems to be the problem, officer?”
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Did you know
If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds
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She's only fucking the psychopomp for passage to the underworld
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Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today
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Do you even KNOW just how IN LOVE WE COULD BE? Fuckin idiot
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