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The skip intro button is ruining society

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Absolute need for My Dead Gay Son to play at my funeral. Just ignore the lyrics saying it was a suicide and shit, the name alone is perfect

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DO be nervous. I put my pants on 3 legs at a time

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The cuffs on comfy pants are the stupidest shit ever. Why would I want some nice loose pants just for my ankle to be strangled?? Who made this shit??? Are they stupid???

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I can't believe I found out that Jonathan Joss was gay because he did. He'll be missed

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It's pride month meaning no one's allowed to make fun of me

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Lassie is somehow a badass yet a complete pathetic loser all at once

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If i was shawn in shawn 2.0 i geniunely would have crashed out

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Why does shawn always tell people to call lassie instead of vick or jules?? And why does lassie call shawn by his first name during all of shawn takes a shot in the dark and calls him a good shot and detective in the same sentence???

BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY, YOUR HONOR

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Going to the doctor on friday. Let's hope they dont basically feel me up again

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Going to the doctor on friday. Let's hope they dont basically feel me up again

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I prefer the term "throw pillow hugger," thank you very much

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Currently hyperfixated on Sincerely Me. Check back in a week when I can't stand the song anymore

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Do i want shawn spencer or want to be him

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My dad rummaging around the kitchen literally makes me anxious fucking christ

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Chat is texting for 30 minutes gay