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had a dream last night about a buzzfeed style listicle of The Best Prussian Generals To Queen Out With and it went something like this 1) Prince Henri 2) von Steuben 3) Blücher (ft. Gneisenau as his faghag/handler) 4) Frederick William II 5) von Lettow-Vorbeck ...with a specific "dishonourable mention" for Fritz himself, lmao

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link

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so sick and twisted that if i ever want to do anything involving manatees professionally I would need to live in Florida

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Yeah Napoleon of course you wouldn't be in the tomb of Frederick the Great if he was still alive! He wouldn't have a tomb! Dumbass!!

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Lotuses are my favorite manatees are my favorite persimmons are my favorite

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Love the concept of a kindle but I need to be searching so much stuff up while reading 💔 sora on a device with wifi for me

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seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

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flat metal chopsticks on top idc

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the young general claims she is being haunted

detail bc I love the lighting on her face… the rest of her not so much

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thinking about how the king refused to throw around his weight during the congress of vienna model un committee because he was on his phone and I couldn't because my part was a freaking liberal intellectual while our military man was busy bs'ing an ill-advised kidnapping or some other plot tantamount to treason instead of working with his countrymen/delegation and prussia ended up getting walked all over during negotiations that shit was so embarrassing fuck austria fuck BAVARIA how did we LOSE territory i'm going to kms 💔💔

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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past

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his story his character his narrative is just so perfect

did not care for jayce in s1 but s2 jayce is my pooks

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did not care for jayce in s1 but s2 jayce is my pooks

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so I did a bit of reading about the Eulenburg Affair today and was left unsupervised and, well,

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rest did not live up

Why is kpop demon hunters high key good LMAO I’m actually enjoying it a lot