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SKK au where for no reason at all, wherever Chuuya is ends up foggy as hell, and wherever Dazai is ends up rainy as hell.

Its not their abilities. It's not some entity following them. Everything in Canon is normal. They both just make it foggy and rainy respectively wherever they are.

The two reak havoc on Yokohama like this.

Mori had done so many tests. It doesn't stop even with NLH (No longer human). They don't cancel eachother out. The entire city is wet and foggy all the damn time. No one knows why.

(If Dazai and Chuuya occasionally get pelted by small rocks and toys from little kids who see them, they do not admit it. Obviously those bruises are from a fight, are you blind?)

When Dazai finally leaves the PM everyone has a heart attack when the rain finally stops, until they hear that the rainstorm that'd been plauging Yokohama had seemingly migrated to a nearby town.

(Chuuya does not sigh in relief, or have an embarrassing ceying fest while drunk im his home that night, he doesn't. If the fog had been particularly thick and dewy that week, obviously it meant absolutely nothing.)

When Dazai comes back the regular citizens of Yokohama bemoan the rain returning, but all the same most of them can't deny that it's better than the near suffocating fog there sometimes and then abruptly gone at others, now with the rain back they both seem to settle.

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Chuuya HC thing;

Chuuya has freckles and heterochromatia (Brown and blue eyes)

Chuuya hides his brown eye once he's with the PM using contact lenses

Chuuya hides the freckles with makeup

(Dazai hates the makeup and contact lense)

Chuuya is insanely good with makeup (From people in on the sheep and Kouyou)

Like, the ones able to change their whole face shape and cheekbones and jaw and nose with all the stuff good.

(He fools Dazai with that stuff a couple times to hide from the other. Dazai hates the makeup and lenses even more)

Chuuya becomes one of the best people with makeup after Dazai leaves as a bit of a petty revenge (an attempt to get back at Dazai for leaving by further indulging in something he hated)

Chuuya also starts wearing makeup more often because of this

One day Dazai breaks into Chuuyas house and catches the other fully without makeup and he almost cries.

(Chuuya is extremely freaked out and also tries to demand he gets out of his house. It does not work. Dazai is extremely clingy that night and vows silently to start fucking with Chuuyas makeup so he can see his face more often)

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Divinity AU!

Arahabaki was known as a god, one who was born from the explosion of a star. With stars embedded in his skin, hair the color of the brightest fires, and strength to rival a hundred suns. After spending time being bored in the darkness of space, he decided it was simply too boring and created earth. He shed a lock of his hair and a gold ring from his hand to create the sun, picking off some of his own to fill the skies with stars. After that he created earth. He held it together with his immeasurable power, his feet and ankles planted always under the earth to keep it together. Should he ever take his feet out of the ground, the world would splinter apart with and become nothing more that pieces of earth floating in space. He filled the earth with his own wild, free, divinity, bringing to it life.

Arahabaki became known as the god of many things. Of kings, fires, wealth and poverty, loyalty, life, the sun, and more. And yet, the thing he was known for most, his centermost divine domian; was freedom. Free thought, wandering, adventure, change, differences,- all things free and wild.

And for years and centuries this was how the world was. Each and every being, from the smallest animal to the strongest human, wandered the world with naught but their own curiosity to guide them. The only one shackled was Arahabaki, and even he wandered and traveled, his feet staying in the ground as he did so. It is said that is where the canyons, rivers and mountains come from.

However, there was a down side to this. Because humans were filled with such innate curiosity, wonder, and free thought, there was so few who planned, who realized important things.

Arahabaki, the god of so very many things, became worried, as the living things he had imbued with his very divine essence to create, continued to die and disappear because they could not pause to plan or remember, or rest well.

At this time, Arahabaki had become even more powerful. His sacred animals; the wolves, the dogs, the many birds, the sheep and the rams. His sacred colors had become known as red, orange, and gold. Red, for the wounds that he healed whenever he came across people and the wounds he had all over his body, which soaked bandages he had wrapped around him always in red and divine ichor. Orange, for the fires he lit to bring people warmth, the beautiful sunsets he created to sooth those he passed, and the magical color of his hair. Gold, for the jewels and metals that adorned his body and that he gifted to any and all who needed it.

One day, as he traveled, his feet dug in the earth as he moved, he came across a rose bush, and inside it, a man.

A tall, lanky man, who was slowly bleeding to death by the thorns of the roses. He bemoaned his pain terribly, and yet in the same scentance eagerly stated how much he was looking forward to his oncoming death.

Arahabaki was stunned, and took pity on the man, rescuing him from the vines, though the other disliked it at the time. He wrapped the man in his own bandages, which turned white as soon as they touched the other, with the pure spirit of the other. However, by wrapping the bandages which had been soaking in his divine essence, blood and ichor, he elevated this man to godhood aswell. The man was upset, because now he could no longer die, as he had apparently so wished. Arahabaki, thoroughly concwred (and perhaps a bit annoyed), demanded to know why this man craved death so fiercely, why the world he had created for these beings was apparently so horrible that it drove this man to worship the ideals of death and dying.

Apparently, the man, who admitted his name was Shuuji, couldn't stand being unable to think about the future, to plan and establish himself. Arahabaki felt guilty at that, at the realization that his creation was suffering so much from this. And so, he imbued Dazai himself with even more divine power, allowing the other to properly and fully ascent to godhood and claim his own domains. By doing so, this allowed the man, Shuuji, to introduce the creation of planning, forethought, future, and more to the rest of the world, as well as gain his name of "Shuuji Null", as the way he nullified Arahabakis more wild sides with his own concepts.

Over the years, the two gods remained together, and slowly but surely became closer and closer, as the two partners became equals and opposites as the Gods of the earth.

[Part 1]

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Soukoku have taken over my brain, welcome to my house of AUs so I know where they all are lol :3

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(Might add a masterlist here depending on how many AUs manage to keep my attention and get developed enough lol-)