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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok
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best-case scenario, this sets off a spy-vs-spy scenario with trump guys and biden guys trying to assassinate the other team鈥檚 geriatric idol through increasingly outlandish means until they both get killed on election night by elaborate rube goldberg machines
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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'
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i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on

like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real
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Trying so hard to be serious playing the Horde side of MOP while Nazgrim keeps saying "The tip of the Horde spear; no greater honor."
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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i鈥檝e made my point
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Secularist society that takes the cigarettes approach to religion and it's totally legal but all religious texts require a big sticker thst says "THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR GOD" or whatever. And at the start of every sermon you have to give a disclaimer thst you're making it all up. Etc. Kinda based
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