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*on couch next to eachother*

My adoring wife: "See how NO one can handle the rider belt except the racist."

Me: "If I wrap the blanket around my neck it's like I'm getting a haircut. Hehe."

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When you're both drunk as shit and the carbon monoxide detector starts screaming

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XTC - Black Sea (1980)

(requested by an anon)

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Yeah I watched Teh Oscar's last night... Really weird how EVERYONE wrote in Bubble Boy [2001] for best picture

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Ben Folds has definitely FUCKED Rufus Wainwright

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Doing the opposite of brainrot maxing rn. I got Tanked Redfoo episode on the TV . Tetris in my hand. This shit aint for the weak minded. I can feel my neurons getting a HARD ON as I type this with my mind. Oh Yeah. I can do that now btw.

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Michelle Trachtenberg as Wendy

Mysterious Skin (2004) - Gregg Araki

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brett... andwayde... in mai house 🙂💟

If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs

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(MILCHICK SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS LUMON INDUSRIES! WHEN YOU GET SOME PINEAPPLE! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSS! *defiant jazz music plays*

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go in.

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Jesus started moanin' and groanin' on it (and by it I mean the cross)

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Happy Valentine's Day lovers. We've created some special VDay cards featuring everyone's favourite octogenarian football movie, 80 For Brady. Send one of these to your special someone and you'll definitely score a touchdown.