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Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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if you came up to me and said you're in a time loop, i would believe you every time

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“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness. 

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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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I can be trusted with weaponry. Yes, give it to me. All of it.

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Thanks :D

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le miserable. there's just one of him

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Living with a mentally ill mother who refuses to get help really does mess with you doesn't it

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Been thinking about this a lot, so

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Oreos with the green middle are the best ones

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“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour

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sometimes Scary Mutual You Are Afraid Of is actually Awesome And Cool and you can only find out by actually talking to them ☝️

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@no-brain-only-brainrot you've come up with something like this before if I remember correctly!

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.