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how it feels to ask a question at work

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I'm back for the boops!!

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when i was a kid i found an anti-new jersey fb group & as someone from new jersey i took it really personally for some reason, so I'd go on there and on an almost daily basis I'd make posts like "wont you visit our beautiful coastline? :)" and all the comments were like "i hope you get run over by a car" and it would give me insane anxiety but i kept doing it

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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There's a new Cameo from Samba here that you should definitely check out, but since Tumblr won't let me embed the video, here's a transcript. (Emphasis mine.)

So remember we’re crew for life, regardless what happens, and, honk honk, we’re gonna be okay. You, me, the rest of the cast and crew, nothing can take away what we experienced and created and shared over these past years and these past two seasons.

Now I know everyone on Twitter is clowning, and hoping for season 3, and I love the clowning, to be honest with you. Let’s clown forever, because of course, I dream of a third season, because I want Jenkins to be able to finish telling the story and everyone wants, of course, the wedding between Ed and Stede, and everyone wants to know what fuckery do they do to get away from being hanged, because in real life they were “hanged,” right? And of course, they want to experience what the rest of the crew is up to now that Captain Frenchie is in charge of the ship.

So I mean I hope we get to finish telling the story one day, I really do.

But in the meantime, I love watching everyone clown. And I know some people are like “it’s over, just give up already.” But no! Let’s clown forever if we have to. Because that keeps the fandom alive. That keeps us alive. And we’ve made so much beautiful history together over the past years with the show and with you guys as our fans, that I don’t want that to ever go away.

So remember, we’re crew for life, regardless of what happens, and, honk honk, we’re gonna be okay.

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i hate the "meta glasses" with their invisible cameras i hate when people record strangers just-living-their-lives i hate the culture of "it's not illegal so it's fine". people deserve to walk around the city without some nameless freak recording their faces and putting them up on the internet. like dude you don't show your own face how's that for irony huh.

i hate those "testing strangers to see if they're friendly and kind! kindness wins! kindness pays!" clickbait recordings where overwhelmingly it is young, attractive people (largely women) who are being scouted for views and free advertising . they're making you model for them and they reap the benefits. they profit now off of testing you while you fucking exist. i do not want to be fucking tested. i hate the commodification of "kindness" like dude just give random people the money, not because they fucking smiled for it. none of the people recording has any idea about the origin of the term "emotional labor" and none of us could get them to even think about it. i did not apply for this job! and you know what! i actually super am a nice person! i still don't want to be fucking recorded!

& it's so normalized that the comments are always so fucking ignorant like wow the brunette is so evil so mean so twisted just because she didn't smile at a random guy in an intersection. god forbid any person is in hiding due to an abusive situation. no, we need to see if they'll say good morning to a stranger approaching them. i am trying to walk towards my job i am not "unkind" just because i didn't notice your fucked up "social experiment". you fucking weirdo. stop doing this.

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Orville peck- pink pony club

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made a little chart

bonus bc it makes me giggle:

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~ ❀ ✿{x} ✿ ❀ ~

I started this on the night of the finale and I just finished it lol HERE YA GO GUYS

it’s been an amazing ride

please do not repost this anywhere ever!!!

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@akumastrife you're right, this meme suits them perfectly

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was at the louvre yesterday with my mom

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

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By Lynda Barry  May 2016

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@gbweddingweek day 7: honeymoon/flowers/"forever"

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@gbweddingweek day 7: honeymoon/flowers/"forever"