jamie | they/ them | 27 | i worked at hot topic so i’m vampire adjacent | in my defence, spring
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lbr i’ll probably marry someone i met on tumblr ………
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⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️
the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you
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there goes the last great american dynasty

who knows if she never showed up what could’ve been

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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
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help i'm posting playlists again,
please enjoy 🔴exandriacore🌙:
a collaboration with @skywatch3rs which is not a character playlist but a collection of Exandria vibes.
we're proud of it. it's kinda silly. some of it will probably make you feel shit. enjoy
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like idk man i’m all for found family but as an adult with friends who have moved to different parts of the world, stories that ‘separate’ the found family at the end and say “it is the impact, not the proximity, that determines your importance to me” will always hit harder and be more emotional than “you get older and unrealistically see all your best friends every day always”
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Knight of Pentacles. Art by Viv Tanner and Eli Baum, from Sefirot.
“Let not my love be called idolatry, Nor my beloved as an idol show, Since all alike my songs and praises be To one, of one, still such, and ever so.”
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paladins be like: god gave me cool armor and a cooler sword and a really bad dex score and a GREAT ass
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everyone always says "why did you put your handprint on the righteous man castiel" and "i'm going to lobotomize you castiel" but nobody ever says "how was getting the righteous man from hell" "was getting the righteous man from hell fun" "when you touched him did his soul and your grace resonate so profoundly you created an eternal bond between you akin to marriage"
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hey. yeah your boyfriend got pneumonia and an unshakable level of exhaustion. no yeah his dad’s cult leaders thought he was a wimp for not killing him correctly. that’s not how he got it though, a mind flayer actually almost killed him and actually killed a bunch of the cult. yeah and the remaining members hunted your boyfriend down and one said he was gonna shit in his mouth. oh yeah and when he fleed from the crows keep he couldn’t grab onto any ropes so he just fell that whole time. his friends found him which is good, but when he slept he dreamt abt one of their dads and his yogurt. and turns out the dream made him stab his motorcycle in real life and jump into the ocean. yeah.
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*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
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