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according to my wife "sodomy doesnt exclusively mean anal sex" isn't a good topic of conversation for the first time i meet her friends. antintellectualism is a PLAGUE on our society.
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feeding my salamence one ice cube every day so she can develop an immunity to Ice Beam
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my best friend PROBABLY FRAUD really needs to give me space sometimes
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Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload
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