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skzooaboo Rebrands to Match Persona as Official Skzoostagram news source

You may be looking at our page and thinking, “Wow, things look different here!”

You would be correct!  Skzooaboo is doing a rebrand.  We are Skzoostigrams #1 news source and we aim to please.  We wanted a new look and a few changes to better suit the title.  What can you look forward to with this new look?

More News.  We have a few big stories in our pockets that we are waiting on some final evidence for and then BOOM (pun intended)  We will shake the Skzoo world to its core with our true facts.   We have also revamped our tip line so that we can keep better track of it.  We are only a few little Skzoo’s and we always appreciate a good tip.  Don’t forget to send us your tips and evidence, your story may be the next big one!

More Help!  I may have run myself a little thin being the official photographer, videographer and long form article writer.  We have hired a new full time videographer- BooI.Ny.  

He is going to be in charge of the Reels on our page, so if you are unhappy with the number, go to him, not me! You may also see him at other outings and things.  He’s always gonna be invited but who knows if he will come.  He may seem a little stuffy on the outside but once we got to know him and saw his video skills, we knew it would be a great fit.  We also have hired two interns

I’m not entirely sure what to do with them yet… but JinniBoo said it was a good idea to have more hands on deck.  They keep complaining about how Tiktok might get banned.  They scare me a little bit…

We look forward to seeing all of your tips and showing you this new and improved side of Skzooaboo.  If you have any further questions, please feel free to direct them to our instagram DM’s and Jinniboo will be happy to answer you.  We thank you for continuing to make us Skzoostigrams #1 news source.

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Dumpy the Adventure Ferret

Hello Dear Readers:

Over the past weekend, I got the chance to sit down with one of the non- “skzoo_in_training” accounts that we tolerate as they prepare to go on a trip with their mom- dramaticdumpling.  

The SKZoo behind Dramatic Dumpling is Dumpy, a beautiful ferret with a pension for adventure.  She and her mother are about to embark on a 6 month long trip where they will be staying on a boat while her mother acts as part of the crew.  

Dumpy was a lovely host, treating JinniBoo and I to a round of bowling before the interview.  Also in attendance was one of the members of Skzoo In Training, Foxie.  We were completely normal the whole time and didn’t freak out at all.  This also, was not an excuse to get close to someone whom we knew was friends with Skzoo In training at all, that would be against everything we believe in journalism. (But it was really cool to meet Foxie!  Look at our instagram reels for a peak at our time there)

The interview began with the normal getting to know you questions and pleasantries.  Dumpy, while mainly using she/her pronouns, does feel comfortable with any pronouns being used for them. Also, since this interview, I have decided to dub Dumpy “The Adventure Ferret.” Please help it to catch on. 

Dumpy’s mother has been excitedly waiting for this opportunity for a while now, but she officially decided to take Dumpy on November 29th 2022, when her mother first discovered she was adopting the little adventure ferret.  Dumpy is now going to be heading out to the western Caribbean, the Bahamas and Cozumel for daily adventures.  Fans of the Dramatic Dumpling instagram page have nice tropical pictures to look forward too as Dumpy embarks.  On this trip, Dumpy is hoping to find a lot of jewelry, like necklaces and rings, to purchase as well as trying to discover the answer to the age old question: “Can a ferret get a tan?”   

One of Dumpys biggest fears heading on this trip is one familiar to many Skzoos:their human’s whims.  She is worried that her mom will try just a little too hard to get a nice photo of her and end up dropping her off the boat.  I also asked Dumpy if she would have any suggestions for our readers to help keep their humans in check, and she recommended making sure you are pointing out all the bad/dangerous ideas they may have.  Wise words that I feel all of us could live by. 

Now, dear readers, we here at SkzooaBoo are at the heart of it all, a truth seeking blog; while it was all fun and games for a while, I realized it was time to get to the TRUTH about certain developments.  

Dumpy has recently been seen canoodling with another Ferret that is rather close to our hearts here at SkzooaBoo and I wanted to get to the bottom of it.  When asked where they intended to leave things with our sweet JinniBoo, Dumpy was quoted saying: “I recently had my heart broken, my dreams crushed but when I finally met JinniBoo, sparks flew! … I’m guarded, so I’m looking for someone who is going to fight to bring the guard down.”  Do we feel this could describe our favorite truth seeking ferret?  I guess we will have to keep an eye on the pages to find out.  

Dumpy gave us a good tip off to keep an eye on CollegeQuokka and BigBroChannie for more developments.  While I can’t go into details here, since we have yet to get all the FACTS, keep an eye on our pages dear readers as we bring you more TRUTH and EXPOSE those trying to conceal it..  

Lastly, I wanted to know from Dumpy what she would like to see from fans of her page as she is off galavanting on this beautiful adventure. Her one wish: to see some of her fans recreate her photos so she might not feel so lonely on the adventure.  Is that something we feel we can do?  I know a certain ferret who will certainly try!  Be sure to tag @dramaticdumpling on instagram with any sort of photo recreations and use the hashtag #adventureferretdumpy just for me.  

I will catch you next time as I bring you more FACTS and TRUTH that begs to be released.