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18 is decently long life for a dog. RIP Kabosu! You will live forever in our hearts

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actual footage of me reacting to javier singing

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OCs are seriously the only thing I've been thinking about lately... Have a few again

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I love tumblr

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no content only thoughts

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Jurgen Leitner has been dead for 7 slutty slutty years

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Someone actually needs to make a video essay on Arcana because the amount of discourse over the past few year is genuinely insane.

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"You look like a pig ~"

Lalo x Barbie 👉👈💕

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100 Followers Thanks!!

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Welcome to another installment of every artists hell like game... *drumroll*

[Crowd]

Which

Art Style

Will

I

USE

TODAY!!!

*crowd applauds*

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Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

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Look at them :))

I haven't posted in ages so here's a new oc I made a few days ago

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fine women can say whatever they want; “the sun is blue” okay whatever u say baby yes it is

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Me in shower doing nothing:

Brain: gives image of an oc, whose design I've been stuck on for months, with blue biolumonecent dreads

Me: Holy fucking shit you fucking genius

Can you do that for the entire unwritten story

Brain: do I look like a fucking story factory bitch, give me five years and maybe I'll give you more

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press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

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You come to me, on the day of Ed Balls…