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this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s a volcano with a human face

this is the girl volcano. you know she’s a girl because she literally has a pretty human face and long human hair and a high voice. if they didn’t make sure you knew she was a woman you might have thought these anthropomorphised volcanoes were Gay

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Cate Blanchett though. 

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First to touch the bin loses

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How do you catch a hawk?!

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) dir. Gore Verbinski