sleepytime-seabunny

[sleepytime-seabunny]

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

[sleepytime-seabunny]

probably doesn't mean anything bad that ever since i got rescued from the villain's homoerotic brainwashing dungeon all i've been able to think about when getting off is being back there with her. i can be trusted with sensitive information and an opportunity to betray my companions.

[sleepytime-seabunny]

what you need to understand is that i was a side for years. from 17 to 23 i just was not having penetrative sex. my hands are big. my fingers are long. i’m good with my mouth. my arms don’t get tired. dream of me.

[sleepytime-seabunny]

walk a mile in these louboutins but they don't wear these shits where i'm from

[sleepytime-seabunny]

paw job? i can’t even get a paw interview..

[sleepytime-seabunny]

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

[sleepytime-seabunny]

a solitary beast

[sleepytime-seabunny]

ULTIMATE BELT CREATURE OF RESTRAINT

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[teaching an ace girl about the mysteries of sex] it's when you make someone a living shrine to you

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[sleepytime-seabunny]

where’s that person who said maybe trump had the reverse fetterman stroke that makes you woke

[sleepytime-seabunny]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[sleepytime-seabunny]

KIDS CAN SEE A LETHER DADDY OR A BITCH IN A PUPMASK OH MY GODDD "WHAT IF A CHILD IS EXPOSED TO A RICH CHERISHED HISTORY OF SELF EXPRESSION AND ANTI REPRESSION" OHH FUCK WE SHOULD CALL COPS BRO SHUUUUT THE FUCK UP OMGGG

[sleepytime-seabunny]

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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