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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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Out of all the leadership positions at Downton Abbey I truly believe Mrs. Patmore has the hardest job. Not only because she cooks for the entire house but she’s surrounded by a gaggle of horny twenty- somethings who gather in her kitchen flirting and fighting.

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'The Fatigue' by Mihail Zablodski (2022)

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Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate

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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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Something terrifying about the way censorship is just straight up happening right now and they're barely trying to pretend that isn't what it is. The UK rolling out the Online Safety Act which forces anyone accessing 'adult' content (including discord, LGBT+ forums, various resources for drug addicts etc.) to share their face and ID with American third party companies, and refusing to debate a repeal in parliament despite 300,000 signatures on their own website to do so. Something fishy going on with Google docs suddenly deleting/restricting content. Itchio and Steam suddenly deleting 18+ games including both porn games and horror games at the behest of Mastercard.

Like. Truly in the past month the censorship is hitting like a truck and we're all just supposed to be fine with it. Like. It's genuinely making me feel sick.

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I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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i need more romance novels that take place over time longer than a month. or a week. or a few days. like,,,, where did the concept of slow burn go???

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they home brewed this in a laboratory just for me

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not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

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