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Has to reblog so I could keep this one close to the heart. WOW.

10/10.

there's the cranky detective i know and... tolerate.

available to download for edits lol im ridiculously proud of this

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the problem with peter nureyev is i hate him so fucking much hes one of my favoritest guys ever

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when the penumbra podcasts idk

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will this be the end of juno steel ???

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Luv adding to this when inspiration hits so here’s two more

-gamer

-addicted to nicotine

Goodnight.

Nureyev Headcannon Time!

An ongoing list.

Room looks like

Furthermore, I can't not think of Howl's freak out about his hair turning orange and then transforming into goo because he thinks he's not beautiful anymore. It's so Peter I'm- (peter and juno howl and sophie REAL)

Aquarius

Can't watch movies without subtitles

Practices how he speaks and carries himself very similarly to how Buddy does

I think Juno fixes his own clothes and Peter helps him thread his needles because Juno's depth perception sucks

Sharp teeth partly as a result of genetics and partly as a result of filing them as a teenager and regretting it as an adult (see: Caniniform on ao3 and that one tiktok I saw two years ago of that girl that filed her teeth and regretted it LOL)

No emojis. Only emoticons. >:3

LONG hair like down to the tops of his thighs

Sheds like a damn dog like his everything shower leaves the bathroom looking like a tornado came through

Sleeves. Iykyk.

Every alias has a very specific posture and way of holding himself, so when he's (very rarely) being himself, he shifts constantly because he doesn't know how he stands naturally.

He talks all proper and flowery because Mag drilled into him that he couldn't sound foreign and had to learn to speak Solar perfectly (along with various other languages), so that nobody would guess that he's from the Outer Rim.

He's so goth like cmon. He literally gave his name to Juno after knowing him for several hours and wanted to run away together. My fave tortured dramatic guy <3

I think he'd like creepasta, early 2000's internet horror, and whatever category Mystery Flesh Pit National Park falls into. Like he gets side tracked researching for a job and falls down various rabbit holes and wow it's 3 am and he's doodling Jeff the Killer on a hotel napkin

Continuing on the last one he 1000% believes in ghosts and legends n all that shit he is wayyyyy too scared to even try playing bloody mary. This man has killed people and he won't stand between two mirrors facing each other. God.

I know he has a tramp stamp and I know Juno is the only one who's seen it. Let me live.

the adhd should be a given. I mean. *gestures vaguely*

will add to this list as I think of more.

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I keep posting on the wrong account BUT I’m getting the worms again so hopefully I’ll actually finish this soon :,) sorry y’all

The way i started writing a rant last night that turned into a multiple-page essay dissecting the Slip Jackson storyline and why it’s doodoo feces.

What have I become.

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Once again doing laps around the grieving process with this stupid ass show, but god.

I hope I PRAY. That the ending is devastating. Tragic. Unsatisfactory.

I hope to god that after a horrific characterization and with how awful this last season has been, that they just take it out back and put it down like a lame horse.

When the dust clears, I hope they don’t end up together. I hope it’s tragic and simple.

Slip shouldn’t be brought back. He wouldn’t want that, he’d be a grown man with the mind of a teenager, and he’d be MISERABLE.

As much as I can’t stand Slip when it comes to characterization and plot-building, if I’m looking at him as a human person with thoughts and feelings, I pray he finally gets to embrace the peace of death once and for all.

Peter should end up alone, since that is the bed he has made for himself. Juno, having gone through all that growth, should do the hard thing and leave him to his ruins. Juno doesn’t deserve this horrific mimic of peter. He deserves better. He deserves to find a life for himself without leaning on someone else codependently. And Peter honestly needs the same.

In some beautiful delusion somewhere, I’d love to think that seasons 4 and 5 (and even some parts of season 3 if I’m honest) would have gone differently. They would’ve been written better, serving these great characters in a way that newer penumbra hasn’t been able to.

But unfortunately that’s all fanfiction (that I will be writing one day years later best believe), and this series needs to go quickly and quietly.

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The way i started writing a rant last night that turned into a multiple-page essay dissecting the Slip Jackson storyline and why it’s doodoo feces.

What have I become.

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continuing on because it takes me several weeks to fully process a new episode, let alone a really bad one.

The idea of dead people being reanimated and killing their families and loved ones is so crazy and cool and scary and exactly the kind of horror I wanna see, and I cannot

BELIEVE.

They are WASTING THAT SHIT.

ON S L I P. J A C K S O N.

WHATTHEFUCK.

I fully reject canon Nureyev past season three. That is NOT my #1 pathetic twink that is Someone Else.

fuck that dude fr.

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I fully reject canon Nureyev past season three. That is NOT my #1 pathetic twink that is Someone Else.

fuck that dude fr.

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Juno drawling he is so big sexy :3

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almost forgot my most important one! He’s ingested human meat.

Nureyev Headcannon Time!

An ongoing list.

Room looks like

Furthermore, I can't not think of Howl's freak out about his hair turning orange and then transforming into goo because he thinks he's not beautiful anymore. It's so Peter I'm- (peter and juno howl and sophie REAL)

Aquarius

Can't watch movies without subtitles

Practices how he speaks and carries himself very similarly to how Buddy does

I think Juno fixes his own clothes and Peter helps him thread his needles because Juno's depth perception sucks

Sharp teeth partly as a result of genetics and partly as a result of filing them as a teenager and regretting it as an adult (see: Caniniform on ao3 and that one tiktok I saw two years ago of that girl that filed her teeth and regretted it LOL)

No emojis. Only emoticons. >:3

LONG hair like down to the tops of his thighs

Sheds like a damn dog like his everything shower leaves the bathroom looking like a tornado came through

Sleeves. Iykyk.

Every alias has a very specific posture and way of holding himself, so when he's (very rarely) being himself, he shifts constantly because he doesn't know how he stands naturally.

He talks all proper and flowery because Mag drilled into him that he couldn't sound foreign and had to learn to speak Solar perfectly (along with various other languages), so that nobody would guess that he's from the Outer Rim.

He's so goth like cmon. He literally gave his name to Juno after knowing him for several hours and wanted to run away together. My fave tortured dramatic guy <3

I think he'd like creepasta, early 2000's internet horror, and whatever category Mystery Flesh Pit National Park falls into. Like he gets side tracked researching for a job and falls down various rabbit holes and wow it's 3 am and he's doodling Jeff the Killer on a hotel napkin

Continuing on the last one he 1000% believes in ghosts and legends n all that shit he is wayyyyy too scared to even try playing bloody mary. This man has killed people and he won't stand between two mirrors facing each other. God.

I know he has a tramp stamp and I know Juno is the only one who's seen it. Let me live.

the adhd should be a given. I mean. *gestures vaguely*

will add to this list as I think of more.

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Peetah for @notreyev

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Nureyev Headcannon Time!

An ongoing list.

Room looks like

Furthermore, I can't not think of Howl's freak out about his hair turning orange and then transforming into goo because he thinks he's not beautiful anymore. It's so Peter I'm- (peter and juno howl and sophie REAL)

Aquarius

Can't watch movies without subtitles

Practices how he speaks and carries himself very similarly to how Buddy does

I think Juno fixes his own clothes and Peter helps him thread his needles because Juno's depth perception sucks

Sharp teeth partly as a result of genetics and partly as a result of filing them as a teenager and regretting it as an adult (see: Caniniform on ao3 and that one tiktok I saw two years ago of that girl that filed her teeth and regretted it LOL)

No emojis. Only emoticons. >:3

LONG hair like down to the tops of his thighs

Sheds like a damn dog like his everything shower leaves the bathroom looking like a tornado came through

Sleeves. Iykyk.

Every alias has a very specific posture and way of holding himself, so when he's (very rarely) being himself, he shifts constantly because he doesn't know how he stands naturally.

He talks all proper and flowery because Mag drilled into him that he couldn't sound foreign and had to learn to speak Solar perfectly (along with various other languages), so that nobody would guess that he's from the Outer Rim.

He's so goth like cmon. He literally gave his name to Juno after knowing him for several hours and wanted to run away together. My fave tortured dramatic guy <3

I think he'd like creepasta, early 2000's internet horror, and whatever category Mystery Flesh Pit National Park falls into. Like he gets side tracked researching for a job and falls down various rabbit holes and wow it's 3 am and he's doodling Jeff the Killer on a hotel napkin

Continuing on the last one he 1000% believes in ghosts and legends n all that shit he is wayyyyy too scared to even try playing bloody mary. This man has killed people and he won't stand between two mirrors facing each other. God.

I know he has a tramp stamp and I know Juno is the only one who's seen it. Let me live.

the adhd should be a given. I mean. *gestures vaguely*

will add to this list as I think of more.

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Nureyev Spotify playlist I am Unwell <3

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listen listen I hate where penumbra’s gone with the plot and the poor excuse for character development and the creators are doodoo shit but the insufferable thirst for knowledge on how this shit ends and also an intense hyperfixation is keeping my ass firmly in place listening to these episodes like I need to know and then I will be free.

I yearn for seasons one and two. I y e a r n.

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Nureyev sketch dump?? Nureyev sketch dump from over the last year-ish anyone???

Edit: if you see inconsistencies no you didn’t (took me a while to figure out how to draw his facial features)