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Sorry I was under the influence of covid induced delirium when I sent that

which one

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are you a bot

could a bot write posts like this

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oh so now im a bad guy for slopping and absorbing people?

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Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

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be careful, crag

girls love bubbling tar... girls love crude oil... girls love pitch

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girls love bubbling tar... girls love crude oil... girls love pitch

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can i experience the piss and slime stained goop chocolate. so i might indulge in luxury

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I received several asks about how I make slimes. This is faaaar from a good tutorial, but hopefully it helps a little bit.

If anyone attempts to make a slime, I'd love to see the results!

Best of luck!

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she was ethically opposed to the practice of assimilation into the hive mind but her dick was a fork and by g-d that goo girl pussy was starting to look like a toaster

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

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they're predicting this summer will be the goopiest on record

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slime, sludge, muck, slorp, and other such things.

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*trying to flirt* i dont know why my hands are so sticky

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My fucking slimecat has realized that if she runs down the hallway at full speed, she can go liquid at the last moment and slorp under my bedroom door and reconstitute and demand snacks.

I'm gonna have to get a draft excluder just to keep her out in the mornings

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*meows at you repeatedly* :3

i already fed you

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basements are just domesticated dungeons

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she is. meltimg