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i’m somewhere inbetween the annoying friend and the funny one

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for my age i am literally SO depressed

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always at any given moment i am thinking of either the inevitability of death itself or boobs.

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omg i lost a book i’ve been waiting two years to come out and i’m desperate to read it why does this happen to me, now i’m crying on the floor over a fucking book goddamn i’m so dramatic

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i’m pretty confident about my body until i lie on my back without a bra and my boobs fall into my armpits.

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me

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i have been told i have good game because every lesbian/bi/pan girl i meet gets a crush on me, yet i am so convinced it is because i am the only lesbian they know in a five mile radius.

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i have no one to flirt with and i am suffering from intense boredom. can someone find me a girlfriend

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i didn’t realise it was possible to have so much acne on one face, I swear you could make a constellation out of the spots on my forehead

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I’ve been called out by this and I’m not ok

me: you know i really love it when there's a movie or book or show and the charachter is just gay but it's not the focus of the book because that's how it should be being gay is normal it doesn't define a person

also me: hi i'm gay did u know i'm gay here's a rainbow shirt i'm gay gay instagram gay tumblr gay twitter if i had a movie it would be called gay