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Cough cough hi guys.

As people may know the blogs of Sebastian and Lexi have been rebooted! So I would like to announce that Slip is going to undergo some redesigning and character development!

This means he won't remember Jezzie, his kids, Sebastian, and any others he may of met all though I'm sure the marmalade and jam couple will be back soon!

Don't worry he'll still be the loveable crabby asshole he is but this is a restart! Specifically after he breaks out of the locker he would of been trapped in!

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"I know that it could be a far shot but uh you know about like the eggs I have there going to hatch soon and I want them to have someone to look up to I guess."

[He says as he fiddles with a thick piece of a tendril on his head.]

"Would you like... Be the uncle... To uh me and Jezzie's kids... Maybe?"

[Slip places a bowl full of soup infront on him with bread on the side, it smells like warm comforting soup... Aka not can soup.]

"Eat. You are being a pathetic wet cat and it's wierd so eat."

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"..I mean you coulda been nicer about it, but thanks.,"

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[Slip grins happily as he gets up pulling a bunch of pillows beside them and thin blankets, like the type you get on airplanes. His crab legs splay out as he pushes things into place as he closes the door, busy with preparations and he comes back beside her. Squeaky clicks and chirps as he cradles the egg in their hands and starts to lick back the shell of the egg.]

"Jezzie do we have like any like baby clothes??? I know we found some somewhere."

[He perks up, his tounge sticking out between the two nubs of their fangs.]

"UHHHH BABEEEEE CAN YOU COME HERE????? NOW??? PLEASE!"

[Slip yells from over the catwalk railings, they had moved into one of the baracks in the Blacksite, clearing it out of loot and converting one of the bigger rooms into a small space to stay with their family.]

"It's uhhh it's about the eggs!!!"

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"hMMMHUH?!?"

She immediatley perks up, ear fins twitching at the mention. The creature scrambles her way through the house, multiple items teetering and crashing to the floor behind her. Not the most majestic entrance, but hey, she was here. Her shrimp legs attach to the cieling, hoisting her up onto the catwalk railing. Admittedly, she fell on her face after that, however quickly recovering. A chirp comes from Jezzie as she dashes towards where the eggs once were.

"WHATS WRONG?! ARE THEY OKAY, DO I NEED TO FIGHT SOMEONE?!"

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"Yeah what ever your welcome."

[He said as he stands there arms crossed.]

"I do want to ask you something though."

[Slip places a bowl full of soup infront on him with bread on the side, it smells like warm comforting soup... Aka not can soup.]

"Eat. You are being a pathetic wet cat and it's wierd so eat."

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"..I mean you coulda been nicer about it, but thanks.,"

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"I like apples too... But strawberries are better."

[He says before chucking a banana peel at Sebastian.]

"But y'know bananas are good too."

I like apples an d ban.anas

"...okay..?"

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[When Jezzie scrambled in to the room, leaving a trail of knocked items Right on the table infront of them both was the two eggs in a bundle of blankets, and one of the orange eggs, the slightly darker one had a crack travelling down the top and splitting of to the side. And it was moving.]

"Jezzie. Jezzie."

[He says standing beside her before kneeling next to the eggs. Hit eyes wide and tendrils wiggling in interest.]

"UHHHH BABEEEEE CAN YOU COME HERE????? NOW??? PLEASE!"

[Slip yells from over the catwalk railings, they had moved into one of the baracks in the Blacksite, clearing it out of loot and converting one of the bigger rooms into a small space to stay with their family.]

"It's uhhh it's about the eggs!!!"

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"hMMMHUH?!?"

She immediatley perks up, ear fins twitching at the mention. The creature scrambles her way through the house, multiple items teetering and crashing to the floor behind her. Not the most majestic entrance, but hey, she was here. Her shrimp legs attach to the cieling, hoisting her up onto the catwalk railing. Admittedly, she fell on her face after that, however quickly recovering. A chirp comes from Jezzie as she dashes towards where the eggs once were.

"WHATS WRONG?! ARE THEY OKAY, DO I NEED TO FIGHT SOMEONE?!"

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[Slip hushed Jezzie as he scoots up... He knew what would happen. He was an Expendable once he cradles her face as he trills softly, the two eggs wrapped in cloth had two figures that pressed against the shells of their confines, they were not far from full term.]

"Just a small rest..."

[He coos, as he cuddles close to her. Pressing his forehead to hers.]

It was normal morning for him, at least for now. Jezzie had left a note scribbled on one of her trinkets that she was getting some food for him along with some more items. Although.. They would normally be back by now. It wasn't like that one time where she had been waiting for him, no. She was just.. Taking an unnaturally long time considering her speed and size. Which was more than worrying. So, on an empty stomach, he decided to go search for his partner. No harm in it, right? And so he wandered the seemingly endless halls of the blacksite, finding empty shelves and drawers. Yeah, she's definetley been here. Suddenly, P.ai.nter popped up on one of the numbers on the doors.

He glances over Slip, informing him of Jezzie's location. Injured in Sebastian's shop. And so he rushed over as soon as possible. Knocking certain things down in the process, rushing towards the vent. God, where was it?! It had to be somewhere close. Please, please please let her be okay. Survive this. The injury had to be just minor, something easily fixed. Suddenly, the amount of items ramp up, left behind by the shrimp mutant themselves. Blood stains the floor in one of the rooms. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.

And he was finally there. Clambering through the vent leading to Sebastian's room. And there Jezzie was, laid against Sebastian's wall. Blood covers their side, the exoskeleton cracked into pieces. Gore covers her body, matching her red scales. She breathes heavily, clutching onto her side as Sebastian attempts to fix it. Her eyes lock onto him, eyes half-lidded and exhausted.

"Oh, hello hon..ey.. CHGHK-!"

-@jezztar

[Slip looks on sickened, his two eggs he had spawned carefully held in soft cloth wrapped around his chest. He had seen gore and blood sometimes caused by himself, but that was in desperation. But this damage, to a person. Was in humane.]

"Oh my god."

[Slip stalked closer in his spindly legs and dropped onto his knees, he cradled Jezzie's face in his hands causing the eggs to gently clack together with the movement.]

"Mi amor por la vida, ¿qué hiciste?"

[He mutters as tears well up on his eyes his crab legs drooping behind him, his face screwing up at the thick scent of sticky sickly blood.]

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[Slip yelps as he tumbles of the ceiling he bats like a cat would at Sebastian.]

"VOY A MORDER LA MIERDA DE TU VISCOSO PELO GRASOSO".

[He spits at him, yanking at his hair.]

"JOVENCITO DE PEZ CULO GRASIENTO".

What glitter bombs? Who's been making those? Totally not me! What even IS a glitter bomb? Never heard of them!

On a completely unrelated note, I may or may not have ordered like....a hundred cases of edible glitter and rice paper.

~ 🥀

"....I'm banning glitter in this house. Anything with glitter goes in the trash."

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[Slip shrugs and blows sparkly glitter and flour at his face before skittering off and hanging from the ceiling with his crab legs.]

"Hehehehe Lubina crédula."

What glitter bombs? Who's been making those? Totally not me! What even IS a glitter bomb? Never heard of them!

On a completely unrelated note, I may or may not have ordered like....a hundred cases of edible glitter and rice paper.

~ 🥀

"....I'm banning glitter in this house. Anything with glitter goes in the trash."

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[Slip thinks for a second before grinning.]

"I have an idea, crouch down or something."

What glitter bombs? Who's been making those? Totally not me! What even IS a glitter bomb? Never heard of them!

On a completely unrelated note, I may or may not have ordered like....a hundred cases of edible glitter and rice paper.

~ 🥀

"....I'm banning glitter in this house. Anything with glitter goes in the trash."

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"Awwwwh I can't be fabulous anymore"

What glitter bombs? Who's been making those? Totally not me! What even IS a glitter bomb? Never heard of them!

On a completely unrelated note, I may or may not have ordered like....a hundred cases of edible glitter and rice paper.

~ 🥀

"....I'm banning glitter in this house. Anything with glitter goes in the trash."

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"Get a really high baby gate then boom problem solved."

sgh. ssseebbbyyyyy I found a baggie of brownies in ur desk and I rated them all but now everything’s weird and I can smell soundssss

wanna know what ur voice smells like

//🕸️

"...YOU WHAT? did you eat all of them?"

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"Sea bass you need to stop the kids from getting in your stuff... Other wise this will happen... Wait no this already happens."

[Slip spoke slowly descending into murmers, then perking up and pointing at him.]

"Get a baby gate and child locks."

sgh. ssseebbbyyyyy I found a baggie of brownies in ur desk and I rated them all but now everything’s weird and I can smell soundssss

wanna know what ur voice smells like

//🕸️

"...YOU WHAT? did you eat all of them?"

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"Uhhhh... It's like kinda like a chewy meat which is really juicy... And and black."

[He says with a shrug, spinning a ring on his finger. His tendrils flicking around his face.]

"I was looking for food to feed me and my family."

[A weird spindly thing of 6 red legs and squirmy tendrils tumbles out of the metal rafters, as Costa walks past.]

"Owwww my face."

[He looks at her, squinting as he looks at them.]

"Never seen you around here."

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OH HOLY FUCK ITS A SPIDER. wait spiders have eight legs. orrrrrrr do they? I don remember

UM. Hii!!! is your face okay!!!! I’M Costa :] I think

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"What can I say I like to hang around."

[He says as he checks over himself seeing he has a ring and a familiar piece of string tied to a arm of on of the crab legs.]

"I was looking for void masses to eat small ones that get stuck in crevices."

[A weird spindly thing of 6 red legs and squirmy tendrils tumbles out of the metal rafters, as Costa walks past.]

"Owwww my face."

[He looks at her, squinting as he looks at them.]

"Never seen you around here."

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OH HOLY FUCK ITS A SPIDER. wait spiders have eight legs. orrrrrrr do they? I don remember

UM. Hii!!! is your face okay!!!! I’M Costa :] I think

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"TRY ME! I'LL FRY YOU UP PEQUEÑO IMBÉCIL"

[He pulls out a frying pan, and chucks it at him.]

ARE YOU PREGNANT?

(I'm sorry that's the first thing that I thought of)

"WHAT? HOW WOULD THAT EVEN-"

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It was normal morning for him, at least for now. Jezzie had left a note scribbled on one of her trinkets that she was getting some food for him along with some more items. Although.. They would normally be back by now. It wasn't like that one time where she had been waiting for him, no. She was just.. Taking an unnaturally long time considering her speed and size. Which was more than worrying. So, on an empty stomach, he decided to go search for his partner. No harm in it, right? And so he wandered the seemingly endless halls of the blacksite, finding empty shelves and drawers. Yeah, she's definetley been here. Suddenly, P.ai.nter popped up on one of the numbers on the doors.

He glances over Slip, informing him of Jezzie's location. Injured in Sebastian's shop. And so he rushed over as soon as possible. Knocking certain things down in the process, rushing towards the vent. God, where was it?! It had to be somewhere close. Please, please please let her be okay. Survive this. The injury had to be just minor, something easily fixed. Suddenly, the amount of items ramp up, left behind by the shrimp mutant themselves. Blood stains the floor in one of the rooms. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.

And he was finally there. Clambering through the vent leading to Sebastian's room. And there Jezzie was, laid against Sebastian's wall. Blood covers their side, the exoskeleton cracked into pieces. Gore covers her body, matching her red scales. She breathes heavily, clutching onto her side as Sebastian attempts to fix it. Her eyes lock onto him, eyes half-lidded and exhausted.

"Oh, hello hon..ey.. CHGHK-!"

-@jezztar

[Slip looks on sickened, his two eggs he had spawned carefully held in soft cloth wrapped around his chest. He had seen gore and blood sometimes caused by himself, but that was in desperation. But this damage, to a person. Was in humane.]

"Oh my god."

[Slip stalked closer in his spindly legs and dropped onto his knees, he cradled Jezzie's face in his hands causing the eggs to gently clack together with the movement.]

"Mi amor por la vida, ¿qué hiciste?"

[He mutters as tears well up on his eyes his crab legs drooping behind him, his face screwing up at the thick scent of sticky sickly blood.]