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what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

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my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers

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parenting tip

if you want to avoid the world’s aggressive gendering of your infant, consider skipping the pink dresses or blue coveralls in favor of dressing your baby solely in tiny halloween costumes

strangers on the sidewalk: aww, is it a boy or a girl?

you: uh…it’s pretty clearly a DINOSAUR

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"Denmark is only slightly shorter than Sweden" Guys it is his hair. He is barely taller than Norway.

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Is anyone else really sad about the fact that we haven’t seen the Nordics in World Stars? Or really much of them at all lately?

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Russia secretly loves having his belly poked, rubbed, or touched in an affectionate way because he’s secretly a giant two-year-old who misses the days when Ukraine would blow raspberries on his belly.

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Despite his size and weight, Russia has great balance, is flexible and can move very fast.

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Abused!Pet AU || Closed || nails-n-bats

Endzela gave a soft sigh as she curled up in her bed at the sheltre. She had recently gotten out of the hospital after a little while of really nothing but torture. She glanced around the cell-like room. The place was somewhat macabre, but the pets always got descent care from the sheltre workers. After a while, the brunette began spacing out a bit and drifting off. Until the opening of a door was heard, telling her that either just a worker or a worker or potential adopter came in. Flinching, she sat up and put her glasses back on, shaking. Hearing an unfamiliar voice told her that there in fact was a potential adopter. Sighing shakily, she began to try and calm herself before he made it to her.