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"Hello, my name is-"

My piece for @spectrumobligatozine.

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Here's Part 1 of the new Kits we're getting in Ver 10.0.0. First Wave that was posted was the Barazushi Models

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HI SPLATOON RAIDERS???

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10 years……

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Nintendo has posted a special illustration for the series' 10th anniversary on Nintendo Today!

I'm not sure if the quality was effected, but Check the Nintendo Today! app for the original.

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Hi all - I have a very specific but helpful request of the queer community. Gender Alchemy is a Queer led, queer resource and support group that has been nothing but supportive and helpful to me during my time spent homeless.

Unfortunately, they recently had to downsize because of government funding and budget cuts; no doubt a result caused by whats happening at a federal level.

This space provides so, So much to its local community, so being able to secure a space thats 100% theirs would undoubtably help other struggling queers in california, such as myself.

It'd mean a lot to me if you could help out the fellow community whose doing the hard work on a directly impactful level.

The goal is 10k, and we're 30% there. Shares are just as important as donations!

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my little favorite guy

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who invited bro

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aw hell nah they put turf war in my splatoon locker

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Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

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it's been 3 days and she's still drinking all my pepsi

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THE GRAND FESTIVAL IS HERE!!! I just had to draw these three for the special occasion. :] Good luck everyone- and remember to take breaks!! 🦑❤️🐙