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exceeded post limit on my rp hub lmaooo

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everytime i see amaury the chocolate smith I'm consumed thinking about how funny it would be for him to make a really bad chocolate house out of hershey bars like a kid would make, but all the video production values are the same and he's still got that winning smile

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cool class just started and I'm not there yay cool great this doesn't effect my grade at all 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Do not fucking enthusiastically offer to give me rides if you're not actually gonna fucking do it

Also how come some people get to use their "I'm disabled" pass but when my spouse and I do it isn't taken seriously

Cuz I know if I tell our mutual friend "hey your friend enthusiastically offered me a ride to class and then never texted and never showed up" she's going to come up with all these disability excuses when like this person and I have literally the same disabilities and I don't get to use it as an excuse, I just get pushed and rushed into shit instead (WHICH IS HOW I ENDED UP IN SCHOOL ANYWAY) and my spouse gets told they have to get a job when they literally cannot and should not work, but OMG SHE HAS POTS GIVE HER GRACE GIVE HER A BREAK well WHERES MY FUCKING BREAK

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I LITERALLY TEXTED YOU AT SEVEN IN THE FUCKINF MORNING 3 HOURS BEFORE CLASS EVEN STARTS WHY DID YOU OFFER ME A RIDE WHY DID YOU ODFER ME A RIDE WHY DID YOU OFFER ME A RIDE

I don't have a car, our mutual friends car we WERE borrowing has something wrong with its stabilitrak (fuck American cars fr what the hell is even that), I mnot about to take a lyft downtown by myself in a strange city that I've only ever seen the campus of, shit like this makes ME feel like such a fucking burden I just want to crawl into a hole

Do not fucking enthusiastically offer to give me rides if you're not actually gonna fucking do it

Also how come some people get to use their "I'm disabled" pass but when my spouse and I do it isn't taken seriously

Cuz I know if I tell our mutual friend "hey your friend enthusiastically offered me a ride to class and then never texted and never showed up" she's going to come up with all these disability excuses when like this person and I have literally the same disabilities and I don't get to use it as an excuse, I just get pushed and rushed into shit instead (WHICH IS HOW I ENDED UP IN SCHOOL ANYWAY) and my spouse gets told they have to get a job when they literally cannot and should not work, but OMG SHE HAS POTS GIVE HER GRACE GIVE HER A BREAK well WHERES MY FUCKING BREAK

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Do not fucking enthusiastically offer to give me rides if you're not actually gonna fucking do it

Also how come some people get to use their "I'm disabled" pass but when my spouse and I do it isn't taken seriously

Cuz I know if I tell our mutual friend "hey your friend enthusiastically offered me a ride to class and then never texted and never showed up" she's going to come up with all these disability excuses when like this person and I have literally the same disabilities and I don't get to use it as an excuse, I just get pushed and rushed into shit instead (WHICH IS HOW I ENDED UP IN SCHOOL ANYWAY) and my spouse gets told they have to get a job when they literally cannot and should not work, but OMG SHE HAS POTS GIVE HER GRACE GIVE HER A BREAK well WHERES MY FUCKING BREAK

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me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

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what I need folks to understand is that the "ai" that were seeing isn't genuine artificial intelligence, which is why i use the term machine learning instead of artificial intelligence. AI is a buzzword right now and I implore that folks look into the differences between it and machine learning (looking at you too, greedy ass corporations)

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items from the town of twin peaks 🌲 ☕️

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......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

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The Soviets kicked our ass in the space race its so dope "Oh you went to the Moon, yeah thats cool I guess, we got pictures of fucking Venus, you ever been to Venus? No the fuck you did not."

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ive been reading amber skies

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ive been reading amber skies

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Wrist Band Trend (2000s)

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kinda bums me out to see all these teenagers thinking they're porn addicts or hypersexual because they like to masturbate! @ all the teenagers who are worried about this: this anon masturbated basically daily from ages 12-26. it's fine and normal to be horny especially when you're a teenager.

it's soooo so so sad seeing fucking social media teach kids to armchair diagnose themselves as addicts if they enjoy reading smut or jacking off or even if they're just feeling horny, a profoundly typical feature of being a teenager that is indicative of nothing bad at all. like. good job everyone we did it, we repackaged the protestant fear of sex into pop psychology for gen z and gen alpha.