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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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No way out

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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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Dashcon 2 was a fever dream.

Here is the full article

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I was so jumpscared seeing u on my friend's instagram story 😭 (they're not on tumblr)

⚠️ containment breached ⚠️

This image is funny as fuck out of context so I accept my fate

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People will literally be doing anything on ao3

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watching a video and realizing I miss the term "flame war", it was JUST tongue-in-cheek goofy enough of a term to describe how silly it was to carry on long arguments online over shit that doesn't matter and was often started/spurned by a troll. Now ALL of it is just "discourse" or "engagement" which feels like they put a godawful slap of PR paint over the surface of flame wars like a cheap landlord looking to charge 1000 dollars more for the same crumbling walls

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

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idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

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Can’t find and add this motherfucker to my life list, meanwhile they’re busy out there squaring up with strangers in the snow. Birds are bitches.

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i could be your cancelled girlfriend

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There is a child next to me at the clinic I'm doing bloodwork at that is watching ai generated videos of Spiderman farting, without headphones. And I'm trying to keep a straight face but i thought about someone being like oh no it's stealing jobs from real farting spidermen and my composure is breaking