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Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

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no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

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i think the main purpose teenagers serve in society is making up new words and haircuts

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Smash announcer voice: WIG!

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Did the Baudelaire orphans survive “Chapter Fourteen”?

“The End” left us with a literal question mark: the Baudelaires took to the sea, and Lemony Snicket ended the series abruptly. What became of them once they left the Island? A coded sentence in “The Beatrice Letters” gives us the answer: their ship, the Beatrice, sank. End of story: the Baudelaires died in the depths of the ocean.

Except…

Except their foster daughter, Beatrice Baudelaire Jr, somehow survived this shipwreck. If a baby can survive that, why not the three other Baudelaires? Is there still some hope of finding proof of their presence on the mainland?

And if there is, why is Lemony not doing anything about it?

Let’s unravel the series’ final mystery after the cut.

Keep reading

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it’s crazy that im alive to witness major effects of climate change. like it always seemed super vague and it was always ‘the polar bears won’t have anywhere to live’ but this shit is going to fuck everything up bigtime.

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fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

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brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.