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it makes me laugh so hard when i see people say “i want a crows villain arc” as if they aren’t already villains… honey… kaz is wanted for murder, fraud, identity theft, embezzlement, heist, robbery, corruption, blackmail, tax evasion, mutilation, organised crime, extortion, illegal dealings, torture and so much more. he quite literally taught an acrobat how to throw knives, his best friend and brother figure gets a high from SHOOTING people, two of his crew deserted their own people, the other is an unhinged little demolitions man who is happy to murder unconscious men. what do you mean villain arc 😭😭😭

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i completed crooked kingdom and i am not okay

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hi 👋

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Women’s Wrongs feat. Misty Quigley (insp)

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Hey (with the intention of getting a cat together and slow dancing in the living room at 3am)

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Are you a Dom or sub?

I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin

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the civil war by anne sexton // heaven by troye sivan // unsourced painting // god must hate me by catie turner // aristotle and dante dive into the deep waters of the world by benjamin alire saenz // howie painting by joshua miels

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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

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my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those

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Me: Nah, I don't get affected by stuff like that. It's just words on paper-

"I am made of memories"

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she says "u gotta try this shit," hands me water

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*ahem*

hello there

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a late entry, but heavy contender for tik tok of the year

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EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

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wake up babe, new tumblr icon just dropped and it actually FUCKS