Sly • queer • use any pronouns • 19tesblr acc: khajiitsly
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It's legal now to put tire spikes in the Chik Fil A drive thru.
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disposable vapes are kind of insane from a supply chain perspective. if you told someone in 2000 that we'd have cigarette replacements with LCD screens designed to be thrown in the trash, you'd be kind of a piece of shit for not warning them about 9/11 instead
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never underestimate my ability to fuck things up
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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
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bruh i havent updated my art only blog since december... i always forget i have that ::::)))
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this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"
when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
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