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He did not proceed with caution when approaching a little feral Rex as a cadet

Alright guys give me your best headcanons:

How did Cody get his scar?

Wrong answers only

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Unfollow me right now if you think it’s okay to go anon and send death threats or tell people to kill themselves.

I’m not okay with people doing that and I don’t want to associate with people who do that. 

Anon hate in any form is NOT OKAY. 

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guess whos gonna do more blyla/codywan/rexwalker things?me(might add some vox)

Bly, Rex, and Cody all have blogs dedicated to their generals

after finding out that obi wan was dating Cody, Anakin went through an existential crisis

Anakin at 2 am: Rex did you know Obi Wan has an attachment?!

Rex, tired of this already: yes Anakin, I do

Anakin: AN ATTACHMENT

Anakin the next day at lunch: an attachment!

Anakin during the middle of a battle: an attachment!

Anakin walking through the jedi temple: an attachment!

At some point or another aayla, obi wan, and anakin have caught each other sneaking out of the temple to get to the barracks

They’ve started to cover for each other 

Mace Windu:”Do you happen to know where Master Kenobi is?”

Aayla who saw obi wan and cody making out in the barracks:” I believe he went on  a walk to clear his mind”

Anakin whos heading to the barracks after obi wan come back:”Yes, what Aayla said”

The first time they catch Quinlan and fox, Cody is on his way to fox to request more tea for the 212th(the shinies think it’s the best way to start a convo with obi wan)

Cody doesn’t knock because when you’re batch mates, boundries don’t matter

He walked in at the Wrong Time

Fox is currently pushing Quinlan against the wall with quinlan’s mouth on. his neck

Cody screams on the inside because he knows how to suppress his emotions 

 Fox moves his head slowly to look cody in the eyes

Fox with a very calm voice:”I can explain”

Cody:”I am going to leave and come back in 10 minutes”

Quinlan has fear in his heart for once in his life

Quinlan, Obi wan, Anakin, and Aayla have formed a I’m dating a commander/captain

Obi wan to Quinlan:”How did you manage to get caught last? Its not like you’re subtle”

Aayla:”I thought Commander Fox was still fucking Kit”

Quinlan, dying:”I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M BETTER THAN KIT FISTO”’

Quinlan:”this is the best thing thats ever happened to me”

Obi wan being classy:”My former padawan would never say something so crude”

Anakin:”i still can’t believe you have an attachment”

Fox, Cody, Bly, and rex go to 79′s tocope with 1. their jedi and 2. existential crisis

Rex:”Anakin keeps on rushing into battle before anyone and makes these crazy plans”

Cody:”Obi Wan tried to go 70 hours without sleep and didn’t eat enough”

Bly:”Aayla won’t wear any armor and tried to say her abs would protect her”

Fox:”Vos was arrested five times today! I didn’t even know you could be arrested so many times in one day!”

Fox and Aayla Start hanging out as often as they can because if they can both deal with Quinlan, they should be able to be friends. 

Fox jokingly grounds her after catching Her with Bly

By jokingly I mean he said it with a deadpan voice

Anakin is still thinking about attachments

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prompt #23 - Disaster Lineage Chaos!!

Obi-Wan is dad/brother

Yoda is troll grandpa.

Troll grandpa ships Obitine and that’s the tea. He wants the chaos.

He also drives like a maniac and shares funny stories about the Jedi, he is the source of all the clones’ gossip

They (the lineage) all have him on speed dial

If Qui-Gon hadn’t died, dooku wouldn’t have fallen (but dooku’s fate is up to you!)

Anakin is a good person in here! (yessss that’s all I ever ask from a fanfic)

Dooku, face to face with yoda: no, dad!

The Clones, in the back: DAD???

The clones, filming this: CHECK THIS HE CALLED HIM DAD???? WHAT

Obi-Wan, watching: grandad, please -

The Clones: GRANDAD

cody: he said grandad

rex: he said grandad??

dooku, fighting obi wan: no, guard goes up higher!

dooku: honestly, did qui gon teach you nothing?!

Dooku: are you sleeping enough? Maybe you should eat more meat, let me send you some money for -

Obi-Wan: grandad please not now

Dooku: do not sass your grandfather

obi wan, kidnapped: “im calling grandpa!” *accidentally group calls the whole fam* “whoops”. (yoda, dooku, ventress, anakin, ahsoka, feemor come barging in).

Dooku frequently kidnaps members of the lineage to catch up or forced vacation if they look bad. He often targets Obi-Wan. 

And then calls the council to berate them about not taking better care of its members.

dooku and anakin would like putting on the front that they don’t like each other but like,,,dooku will kidnap his great-grandson and obi goes on a ‘rescue mission’ and finds them sniping at each other over sabacc

Dooku “kidnapping” padme and just giving her a vacation on Serenno

Dooku kidnaps Satine and Obi-Wan and locks them in a mansion (he can afford better than a wardrobe, thanks) until they handle The Tension ™

And has the rest of the fam outside cheering them on

And ready with cameras for when they come out

Anakin would totally be in on this

He’d lure obi-wan in

Yeah Anakin and Ahsoka decided their dad deserved the holiday (and Satine) and helped Grandad.

They just went “Hey grandad called and said he’s sick” and Obi-Wan goes no second thoughts

obi wan sees satine and they realize it’s a set up

they are okay with this

*the lineage being in the middle of a fight* (it’s really just yoda fussing over dooku and dooku fussing over obi-wan.

Yoda, facing Dooku in the clone wars: eat enough you do not 

Dooku: dad not now 

Obi-Wan: well i think that-

Dooku: you haven’t been sleeping, are you sick? Come let me check your temperature, you’re sick, I knew it! This is what the Senate does, nothing good comes of it, I’ve always said so -

Meanwhile Obi-Wan is being carried off like a child to his ship

he’s looking into the camera, like, “this might as well happen”. Yoda is smug. He probably planned it.

someone videotaping all the drama, mace windu just chilling watching the drama, staying out of it

‘peace talks’ are are happening and dooku is just trying to be grandpa to obi wan while mace is like, “this shit isn’t my problem”

It’s all just “oh force grandad NO" 

“I have this under control" 

"grandad-" 

"follow the plan”

Also, Anakin, Ahsoka and Dooku totally start a slave rebellion together under the guise of a kidnapping. 

Dooku loves his grandkids.

“darling Ahsoka seems to have grown so much, give her this, she should like it, it’s designed for her”

 "grandad please”

 "and this is for Anakin, that boy can wear his leather"

 "grandad you’re still on my ship"

He also loves to guilt them when they don’t visit.

'you never bring my great-great-grandpadawan to see me’

'it’s like you don’t love me anymore anakin’

obi wan having enough of the bullshit and going to the only sane member of this family - no one can figure out who that is (or find obi wan) until they remember feemor

Feemor downs his pint and rolls his eyes

 "what now"

ride or die family type of thing

you can fight within the family but you’re still family and that’s ride or die

They all love each other, and will go looking for each other.

Dooku gets kidnapped and Obi-Wan and Feemor go get him because not their grandad thank you give him back or they will sic Hondo on you.

Obi-Wan loves his grandad, he really does. He just exasperates him sometimes.

Obi-Wan’s most used word around Dooku is just “ - grandad.”.

Dooku does anything and Obi-Wan is like “grandad. Please. Grandad no.”

“grandad give me my men back”

 "grandad my son has a secret wife"

 "Excuse me grandad, I never actually married mine" (pause) “what do you MEAN I should have?!”

 "grandad NO"

*hangs up*

- an exchange caught by Cody, over holo

Jedi chosen family: Obi-Wan, who the vod’e are just starting to get used to hearing call Dooku 'grandad’, meets up with some crèchemates and goes “please ignore my brother Quinlan he is an Idiot but we still love him”

and then luminara pushes him out of a moving vehicle

obi wan introducing his men to his creche mates/siblings. also niece aayla

Aayla and Anakin are cousins

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Ok so first time doing something like this!

Rules: tage ten people u want to get to know better!

Relationship status:I'm single!!

Favorite color: RED! I just love all shades of red, hmm blues and orange too!

3 favorite foods: my family's 2 day spaghetti!!! It's to die for, pizza!! And ahh hmm idk? My family's tacos I guess?

Song stuck in my head: bad luck charm, from rwby

Last song listened too: californication

Last thing I googled: who are mina ashido parents!!! I wanted to know more about them to have a better understanding of her and how she may have gotten her quirk from them.... I got nothing from that

Time: 6:04 pm

Dream trip: Africa! Although I want to travel the world!

Anything I want: ahhhhhh I just want my family to be happy and for things to turn out better... and to actually get going with my stories.

Feel free to do this! No need to tho if u dont want to!

I hope I did the stages right

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @gemini0410 and @rebel-without-cause-x thanks friends!

Relationship Status: Married to Chibsy in my head. In real life I’m in a relationship - 3 years in September!

Favourite Colour: Orange and Green

Three favourite foods: steak pie, pizza and halloumi 😍

Song stuck in my head: Baby by Justin Bieber 🙄

Last song I listened to: The Greatest - James Blunt

Last thing I googled: Rayman

Time: 1020AM

Dream Trip: Iceland baby

Anything I Really Want: for my family and friends to get whatever they want and stay healthy, yhhh money lol, to meet Tommy Flanagan.

Tagging @agirllovespasta @stardancerluv @cutesiewoojin @hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm @scribbuluswrites @ottosuricato

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I hate my curly hair so much I'll brush it for like an hour and itll he smooth as silk but in literally like one minute there's at least 10 knots wHY

ADFADGSFDGKSFG 

BECAUSE IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE BRUSHED!! 

STOP BRUSHING OUT CURLY HAIR 2k19!!!

I hate this, because almost no one knows it. No one tells kids with curly hair how to actually take care of their hair.

You can’t treat curly hair like straight hair and expect the same results! You can’t! It doesn’t work! Curly hair gets its own routine! 

Okay, look, here’s the deal.

Your curls are… curls. They are MEANT to go together into a GROUP. They are not like straight hair which just hands out in one big… thing. Curls have groups.

By BRUSHING it, you are splitting those good-curl groups into separate strands, which, on their own, are STILL trying their goddamned best to curl, but now that they are away from their friends, they are only clinging haphazardly to each other as best as they can and creating tangles!

Here’s what brushed curly hair looks like:

Here’s what well-treated curly hair that has CURL-FRIENDS is supposed to look like (curl size may vary):

See how the curl is NOT only one strand of hair? It’s a whole group!

You know how you get those nice curls?

STOP BRUSHING.Give your curls back their curl-friends!

Okay, here’s the deal - you sit down. You look at this chart. Figure out your type of curl. (guesstimate)

And now you go to this website and you read about what curly hair actually needs to thrive, and you change your routine, and you promise me that you will NEVER disappoint your curls like that again!!!! 

Basics:

1) Curly hair is damaged by heat, lack of moisture, and sulfates in shampoo. 

 - No blowdrying - use a cotton towel or t-shirt to scrunch your hair and get extra moisture out, and allow to air-dry

 - Turn down the shower temp while washing hair. I mean it.

 - Try to find a better shampoo.

2) Curly hair NEEDS moisture, and it NEEDS leave-in conditioner.

 - Use lots of conditioner.

 - Use leave-in conditioner

 - Try to use water spray over chemical setting sprays. 

3) Curly hair does not need to be brushed, only combed with a wide-tooth comb.

 - Comb the hair through with your fingers while in the shower and detangle while you have conditioner in. 

 - Comb again with a wide-toothed comb after the shower if needed

 - If you need to, use a twist of some sort to keep hair out of the way, but don’t squeeze it too much - give it room to breathe!

More tips from smarter people probably exist but that’s the basic stuff.

PLEASE be nice to your curly hair.

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Ok so we know that the jedi are peace keeps right, so I want to know how they adapted so well to war especially the padawan's. Answer, the Coruscant guard give the younglings lessons! They sometimes teach a class to the younglings and padawan's basic battle tactics, militarily machinery and weapons, they give a basic rundown on command training, and explain the militarily positions! This way they aren't basically being thrown to the wolves!

Imagine commander fox giving the younglings a lesson and the younglings start asking questions and he is just trying to keep up with answering as many as he can.

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Sorry I know this is bad but I had too. The kitten reminds me of todoroki to much and Jerry as deku.

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Motivation to drink more then a cup every 2 days

listen to leorio pls

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Final Fantasy XV → How it should be advertised

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When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

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Antis just got c a l l e d o u t by GeekDad, I have never felt so alive.

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First time drawing pidge and I think ok

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First time drawing kacchan. Not as bad as I thought but still need improvement... he's the reason I'm ok with being an extra and calling others an extra.

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Still not that good but getting better... I was not meant for fashion so neither is kenma here.