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lets bother mama

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why does jan in the muzika za decu video look like the chad gym bro that one twitter user said he is

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okay so when are we gonna start putting limits on money countries can spend on advertisements and how they can advertise their entries?

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WHEN YOU DON'T VOTE THOSE WHO DO WIN

absolute kants everywhere

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Here's what happens when the decent people's votes are divided and the far right focuses on its one candidate

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Israel is definitely effing with the Eurovision votes somehow, right? I'm not joking about this. I'm asking for real. They have the capability and they're inventive enough to do it. Is there a lot of pro-Israel sentiment in other European countries? I only tuned in for the last 10 minutes out of curiosity and almost had a heart attack!

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anyway that was an overall shit year, be gayer and hornier next time europe

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Eurovision continuing the tradition of robbing the Finnish

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lol JJ forgot about the confetti

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Well that was the most terrified I've felt in ages

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Deserved victory? Yes

Weirdest voting in years? Yes

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I hated Austria's song, but JJ is sweet and damn they saved our asses this year. Thank fuck for the jury.

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So people who were on the joker out discord/have a better understanding of wtf they were talking about than me:

Is the sp vinyl coming out *at the same time* as the mv? Or like just around then and that’s when to start keeping a lookout? And does anyone know if they’re shipping to the states or just eu?

Bc i am willing to pay whatever tf bs tariff/exorbitant shipping prices they’ll give, i am getting that vinyl

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hi hello hey, coming here once again with another q&a transcription in case you missed it or don't have a discord account

Official Discord server Q&A with Joker Out (11/5/25)

some disclaimers

questions are in bold and are all from discord

quotation marks are being used for all the the word-by-word answers

dialogues and banter between the band, reactions and some worth-mentioning moments are in italics

all of them were present except for Bojan who appeared towards the end of the q&a

this is going to be a long read

{slight malfunctioning for about 5 minutes because they couldn't hear anything and had to log in discord with Kris' account}

Q: Who played the piano in Sonce? Jure: joking that it was him, then says "it was Jan of course" K: "if you're very attentive you can hear his low rumbling... exhaling ans stuff like that"

Q: Three words to describe the vibes of the new music video? *joking about how it was gonna be five questions-one annouoncement but Jure turned it into a one question-one announcement* Jan: it's a bit punk that's more than 3 words and they all agree K: "this is the new Joker Out era, we're so punk. leave us alone mom!" Jan: "people were impressed by you having eyeshadow" K: "yes, it's eyeliner/eyeshadow. yeah it's definitely something we haven't done before" Jan: "that's because we're so punk now" *Jure mentions Italy* N: the mv was recorded in Trieste

Q: What do you value the most about your fanbase? K: dedication especially when it comes to travelling to other countries for the gigs and how everyone is full of energy etc and the consistency in streaming their music (the rest agree and they thank everyone for that)

Q: DId any of the songs from Souvenir Pop have a different name at first? K: Carpe Diem and Muzika Za Decu had a different tittle (editor's note: sorry i can't make out what they say because they all talk on top of each other), Mesto Duhov was Wembury Mews which was their adress in London, Lips was Je t'aime, Bluza was Muza and "Jan is cringing at that", Everybody's Waiting was first called Shine and then they wanted to name it The Ball but then "Steven, their Liverpoolian godfather suggested Everybody's Waiting". The rest of the songs had the same titles they do on the album

*Jan interrupts to say that Nace's mom has sent them a photo of a cake she baked and then they proceeded to upload it on the band's instagram stories after failing to send it on a discord channel*

Q: Favourite type of coffee? K + N: coffee with milk *Kris proceeds to explain that coffee with milk is not cappuccino but describes it like cappuccino without foam* Jure: same but with two spoons of sugar Jan: drinks his coffee black, like espresso lungo

Q: When new merch? K: new music video is coming out this month and along with it limited edition Souvenir Pop vinyls will be released. "Nace has heard the vinyls and says they sound even better than the cd" *confussion about the colour of the vinyls, they've forgotten what they are but they're apparently black or red*

Q: If you could have any wild animal as a pet, what would you have? N: a hawk or a badger K: a panda. His parents have a nice garden so he could keep it there and move it to a winter garden he means greenhouse but doesn't remember the word during the cold months Jan: a chameleon *Kris joking that a chameleon is "something to be as lost as you"* Jure: first thought of llama but it isn't a wild animal so he settled to an eagle Jan: "why did no one say a capybara???"

Q: If you could be any type of soup, what would you be? N: pho *Kris says Nace makes good pho, Jan says "pho sure"* K: Bojan would be mushroom soup Jan: ješprenj/ričet (props to @chaosofsmarty for mentioning it on joblr server) K: jota (sour cabbage soup) Jure: pea cream soup *they're laughing about the cream and peas combo and how it sounds*

Q: What's your favourite memory from making the album? N: writing and jamming in the living room K: when they first heard a recorded version of Bluza after having trouble with other songs, which made him feel relief Jan: the recording of Everybody's Waiting

Q: I'm going to Ljubljana this summer, what's some place I have to see? Jure: "Just rent a bike and go" K: apart from whatever google suggests, Metelkova, Špica park and Rožnik hill Jan: the area around Ljubljanica and Tivoli Jure: Ljubljana castle

Q: Will you ever release the Live from Stožice in CD form? all: no K: "maybe in 20 years if CDs become hyped again like vinyls are hyped now"

Q: What is your dream venue to play? -venues in Slovenia- K: Bežigrad stadium *proceeds to say how he grew up in that area and go to school opposite of the stadium and how the stadium is not in use for years now so it's unlikely to ever play there* N: Prešernov square in Ljubljana (the first concert he ever attended with his parents was there) -venues outside of Slovenia- K: Royal Albert Hall Jure: wants to play in Japan but doesn't have any venue in mind

*Kris rambles about everyone he knows seems to be visiting Tokyo this year - "Everytime I open Instagram somebody's posting a story from Tokyo, it's just like oh- don't you guys have jobs?"*

Q: How was the experience of recording the Stephanie mv? Jure: "the most fun to record probably" K: very chill, especially for him and Nace because music video recordings are draining for them two so this was a nice change

Q: Which Eurovision 2025 artist do you look forward the most to meet up with? K: they're not very familiar with the artists this year but will be watching the semis and the final this week N: probably Erika Vikman though they've met her already Jure: probably didn't pay much attention to the question because he mentions Dan D (slovenian band, will perform at Pivo in Cvetje fest like Joker Out will) K: Tommy Cash, "he seems like a person to have a fun night with"

Jan mentions that today is two years since their semi final and their advancing to the eurovision final. Kris says that on the 13th it's going to be the bands official 9th birthday and next year will be 10 years which is something they should comemorate. Jan jokes they should ask Nace's mom to bake them a cake for that and then Kris says it should be huge with "those sparkly thingies on the cake". They'd like for many people to be there so save the date because you may get an invitation to their birthday party next year

Q: When is the actual featuring with mrfy is going to happen? all: they don't know, ask Štras

*Jan suggests you go listen to the latest MRFY album, which they all love*

*they're wishing someone on the chat who just turned 19 a happy birthday*

Q: A lot of fans make and bring you stuff during/after concerts, but is there anything you wouldn't like to receive (apart from the obvious, like inappropriate or illegal things)? Or, alternatively, something you particularly like N to K: "would you like to receive the panda?" Jan: loves when they receive ananas lonkero Jure: "and candies from the airport" K: especially the sour candies in the blue packaging he means the sour TVmix

Q: Will the new tour have early entrance tickets? K: yes

*Kris reads the questions about the restock of Umazane Misli and Demoni vinyls. He says they'll think about it once they release the Souvenir Pop vinyl*

Q; Favourite thing about Barcelona? N: their friends there K: the weather

Q: Have your favorite games changed after the interview two years ago? Kris doesn't understand the question at first and Nace reminds him of the eurovision interview with Timur Miroshnychenko. However, they think it was about board games and not video games like the actual question was. Either way, they say that their favourite game is Uno

Q: Will there be a tour with places you've never been before, or do you think that concerts in places you've already been are more "established"? K: (about the upcoming tour) they'll play at a city they haven't played before. Organising a tour is difficult because it needs to be efficient and for the upcoming tour they've focused on places they've been before and like to revisit

Q: What's your favourite spanish dish? all: paella K: he also likes croquettes with jamón and chorizo

Q: What language is the Bojan x Käärijä collab going to be in? Jan: "probably in english?" all: maybe it includes all three langauges (english, finnish and slovene)

Q: Why did you remove the Bluza intro that was only heard live before the album release? K: "sometimes songs just take you in another direction" Jan: (with the theme he's playing at the end of the song) "it would be kind of weird to have two main themes" K: "the one that we kept definitely fits more in the chorus [...] it holistically makes more sense"

*Kris mentions the comments about Schlager*

Jan: "here comes Bojan! [...] Bojan just came"

*Bojan has lost his streak on duolingo and is barely aware that there's a discord q&a going on*

*apparently Bojan brought them coffee and cake and Kris and Nace start singing Espresso Macchiato*

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

18/11 - London

19/11 - Tilburg

20/11 - Amsterdam (for Het Grote Songfestivalfeest)

22/11 - Vienna

24/11 - Kraków

26/11 - Warsaw

27/11 - Vilnius

29/11 - Prague

important announcement coming on June 2nd

*honourable mention to this dialogue after this announcement:

B: do we give them another announcement? K: we've already given them every other announcement B: what other announcements? Jan: so the- the- B: about Mesto Duh- Jan: -the music video of the secret song and the vinyls...*

Q: If you could wake up in any movie, even an animated one, which movie would it be? B: Yu-Gi-Oh GX *everyone is laughing because he answered super fast* Jure: Simpsons *laughter continues because they're trying to answer with mouths full of cake* K: Star Wars or Lord Of The Rings N: The Hobbit Jan: Harry Potter - "they do magic and shit"

Q: Hello guys! Firstly, Happy Two Years of SSF! In the past two years you gained many new fans globally. You also faced unpredictable situations and some hardships. What are some of the most valuable lessons you've learned along the way that you'll bring with you as you head into this following year? B: "Do whatever you're doing in life with people you love also outside of what it is that you're doing together as a business, and in that way even the toughest days will be much easier to go through than usually. So I'm leaving the band." (editor's note: that was a joke don't worry) rest of them: they've learned nothing lol

Q: What’s the most random inside joke that’s lasted way too long in the band? *they're just laughing thinking of their inside jokes until they settle to one*

Q: What was your favourite subject in school? Jure: arts and crafts K: history or maths B: history and sociology Jan: maths and chemistry

Q: Whats your favourite italian brainrot? Jan: Špijuniro Golubiro and Bir Bir Patapim (Jure and Nace agree with him, Kris doesn't know what "italian brainrot" means)

Q: Which one do you prefer, Demoni or Dopamin? B: Demoni even though he really loves Dopamin live, especially "when the bass goes out and it's just aaaaah" Jan: "I love it but Nace is not playing bass" (editor's note: the way he says this sounds like he's making fun of Bojan)

Q: What did you enjoy about ireland when you were here? all: Guiness Jure: the apartment they stayed at *Nace agrees* Kris: Temple Bar

*Kris reads a comment about someone saying they'll bring a panda from China for him and has to explain to confused Bojan why that is*

*Kris reads a question about playing Omamljeno Telo in Finland which they read earlier too but just side tracked and forgot to answer. They don't answer the question anyway 💀*

Q: Tickets when? B: "For what???" K: more info about it from Monday on N: there will be a presale on openstage

Q: Anything you can say about the new music video? K: already said eyeliner and Trieste B: "and Mahmood - Soldi" (editor's note: should say Tuta Gold but at least he got Mahmood right)

Q: Will there be one setlist on the summer tour or will it change every gig? K: no idea B: maybe there will be changes sometimes depending on how they feel about the gigs as they approach

Q: Bojan, will you adopt me and my friend? B: "Of course"

Q: Favourite polish word? all: bober B: *speaks the only polish he probably knows*

Q: How many 5 year olds do you think you could fight? (they’re all coming at you at once and trying to take you down) B: wouldn't fight one Jure: thinks if you run fast you don't need to fight N: at least 15

*Bojan asks people to react to messages on the questions channel to see where everyone is from and who will "win". Bojan jokes they've put bets on which country has the most reactions. Jan mentions there are 25 seconds left until they'll stop counting and the dialogue below follows:

Jan: 25 seconds B: 25 Seconds to Mars K: Špijuniro Golubiro B: Is it 20 Seconds of Summer? N: 5 Seconds of Summer Jan: 10 seconds B: okay 20 seconds but could be 5 seconds to summer to mars wtf Bojan K: that makes 35 seconds B: 20 plus 5! 20 Seconds to Mars? Jan: 30 Seconds to Mars!!! B: oh! and I was at their concert...

Finland seems to have the most reactions even though most of them are doubles*

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lets turn mama into a vampire

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let's all lay on mama

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lets go to sleep with mama