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It was long believed in New England that New Hampshire had the greatest amounts of vanity plates in the country, due to it’s low fee for personal registrations. Interesting to see that Virginia has given them a serious run for their tax dollars.  It’s also obvious that Virginia, like New Hampshire’s nearby neighbor Maine, has fewer content restrictions on plates, which certainly allows for a greater variety of options.  Although, some do get through the system...

(Yes, the top two are on VW Bugs. There are so many BUG-related vanity plates on VW Beetles, one might think it was a requirement.) 

The ones that mystify me are the ones where the person is clinging to where they used to be, using the New Hampshire plate to declare this.

And the ones I love are the nerdy references.

But I do have a soft spot for the ones that I simply don’t understand.

seeing names/words on license plates fills me with inexplicable glee ill pass by a car that says like. mildred. & just start screaming

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While some may criticize the ouroboros of entertainment media, it’s nice to know that certain formative pop culture milestones that deeply affected me also seem to have had a significant impact on those making further entertainment.

Anyway, this is the result of trying to find a GIF of Holly Hunter chanting “Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby...” Worth it, I feel.

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DELBERT SHOOPMAN IS MY SPIRIT GUIDE autoreblog.   Also, the man looks like more than three princesses would enjoy a little happily ever after time. Lookin’ sharp, sir.  Well done, Lou.  And thanks, as always, to @flavorcountry.

8.2.09

Del Shoopman III

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This, of course, is how Peter S. Beagle felt about the royalties involved with this movie, and the subsequent attempts by his manager to defraud him of those returned profits.

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This behind-the-scenes video is as animated and potentially even more gasp-worthy than the final product itself.  Animators’ brains must be little production studios all on their own. Wow.

The making of the new Shameika video  directed by Matthias Brown of traceloops.com

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Thought about saving this for New Year’s Eve 2020, but I think this is too good of an evergreen reaction GIF not to make and share immediately.

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I swear to you, there is no Earthly reason why these things should be “in my orbit”.  My feed is mostly film stars from the ‘60s and music from the ‘90s, and neither of those things translates into “Gerard Way or Warren Ellis fans with Netflix accounts”.  Seriously. I am generally glad that it’s changed from “This post sucks” to “This particular post isn’t for me”, as I used to feel guilty about dismissing perfectly nice posts I didn’t care about.  But at the moment, I wish I had the stronger option with which to register the ferocity of the inaccuracy of these “suggestions”.

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This imagemanip is three years old, but it never came across my feed before.  Thanks, KnockFiveTimes for actually running with the parallel idea. Nicely done.

—"Meet Your Next Comedy Crush", Refinery29, 20 May 2014. These pictures are about a half-hour of Photoshop away from transforming Ms. Beatriz into America Chavez.  And anyone who’s seen Diaz on Brooklyn Nine Nine will know shat she could well and truly kick holes between dimensions without too much effort.

Thanks to dancingandspaceships for the reblog that spawned this idea.

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Put Tidal into my computer to do a retrospective listen leading up to Fetch The Bolt Cutters and was greeted with a series of program files for an “Enhanced CD” experience, all mostly incompatible with a modern computer. I was able to salvage the “animated” welcome screen that would have loaded on my 1996 Mac.

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Paul Rudd in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008), aged 39.

Pam Grier in Jackie Brown (1997), aged 49.

Rob Lowe in Parks and Recreation (episode “Operation Ann”, 2012), aged 47.

Brad Pitt in Moneyball (2011), aged 47.

Steve Carrell in The Office (episode “Broke”, 2009), aged 46.

Julianne Moore in Crazy, Stupid Love (2011), aged 50.

Tina Fey in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (episode “Kimmy Goes to her Happy Place”, 2016), aged 45.

I can’t tell if Hollywood has a realistic or unhealthy relationship with how old 44 is and what it should look like, today, on the 44th anniversary of my birth.

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Turned this thing back on to find — a month later than everyone else — that one post on each of my four blogs had been hidden away from prying eyes.  Considering I don’t post “adult” material beyond the occasional un-Senatorial epithet (hashtag: already-dated topical reference), I was surprised.  Here’s what I know and what I surmise:

My Josh Groban on NMTB post had been flagged by someone when I posted it, because I posted it on Mother’s Day and it’s a little cynical.  That got hidden, I assume because of the flag.  Or “rubbish” is deeply hateful invective.

My Easy A/John Hughes comparison post got dinged, I assume because of implied nudity.  This is my second most reposted entry on that blog, so I wasn’t having that.  Luckily, the lack of actual nipples meant it was easily restored by whichever “real human” took a look at it.

I used the word “phallic” in the commentary on this Batman/The Squid post about the problems with squid imagery perhaps crossing the line into Middle School Giggles territory.  Apparently the image-comparison AI has the same arrested development.

Lastly, the algorithm apparently doesn’t like zombies.  Or something.  Who knows?

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Sheets just arrived in comic stores this week, and will arrive in bookstores in less than a fortnight, all of which puts it well after your post from 2010.  Not sure if classic Names For Things suggestions fall under Idea Factory Giveaway common use license.

Some unremarkable horror novels

The Haunted Laundromat

Attack of the Helmet

Lord of the Basement

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—”Un Monsieur Triste En Costume”, Patriot (dir. Ted Griffin). 24 Feb, 2017.

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“Anyway, what I’m asking you, all I’m asking is that you look into camera 5 now... and say to sons thinking about buying their mothers Josh Groban albums, say, “Don’t do it...”’

—Never Mind the Buzzcocks (feat. Josh Groban), 11 Dec. 2008.

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Hmn...