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gold rush math

first gold rush - 83 days before 8/3

second gold rush - on 3/8

third gold rush - 38 songs after second one

* bonus points last gold rush with This Is What You Came For, wbk for years who it was about, thank you for being subtle about it 💀

* I will link other songs that were paired with every gold rush later, there is a lot of math, for example second one was paired with sparks fly repeated after 308 days

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Dorothea math

It's nice to have 338 days between first and second Dorothea 🤭

* first performance with Last Kiss, second followed by Haunted x exile on piano - every one of them also had 83/38 math, will link them here later

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taylor swift was so insane for the reputation prologue. she literally said “the media will say these songs are about men but they’ll all be wrong” and do you know how she knew they’d all be wrong? because reputation is about karlie kloss. snap crackle pop exit stage left !!

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if taylor swift bought twitter to save it all would be forgiven

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Been gone for 3 years but we’re back in this bitch I guess.

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aint this the fucken truth

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Collided.

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if you think this is easy, youre highly mistaken

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2015 : Kishi shows Sakura stans that Sakura can serve LOOKS.

2019 : Continues to show Sakura Stans that Sakura can still sever LOOKS.

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Gays and Pride-supporting demons  🌈💜😈

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Remember when Love, Simon said „I‘m just like you. I have a big house in the suburbs, i drive a brand new car, and I have 3 friends who like hanging out with me. I‘m just like you, except, I’m gay.“ and I thought, buddy, I have nothing in common with you except being gay

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It was different than his usual “Hn.” It was grunted with pride and nonchalant tenderness as he brushed back his hair. His two-letter response conveyed Yes, he is Sakura’s husband. Yes, Sakura is his wife. Why do you ask? How dare you ask like there is even a slim of doubt. Of course, he is Sakura’s husband.

Sasuke Uchiha famously known as Sakura’s Husband

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Sasuke who?

Ya don’t kno?

Oh you mean Sasuke of the Mangekyou Sha—

It’s Sasuke: The Sakura’s Husband!

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I just love Sasuke’s (and Sakura’s of course!) character description in Sasuke Retsuden~ hekhek alright i’ll shut up now this is getting too long and too extRA

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After the mission

Naruto: Neh, Sasuke. I heard you gave Sakura-chan a ring

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto:

Naruto: Can I get a friendship ring?

Sasuke:

Naruto: We can make it a Team Seven thing —

Sasuke: Go find your wife

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sarada's papa: sasuke

uchiha clan: restored

hotel: trivago