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Tomatoes aren't hard enough to throw at people. BOOOOO! MELONS! THROW MELONS! 🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈

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Musical about a guy who is the only one who doesnt know it's a musical.

The actor isn't taught the choreography to the songs so their desperate attempts to dance along are real

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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Why are boys always telling us "I prefer less make-up" like ok just wear less make-up.

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I would like to formally apologize to my best friend for ever judging them because they like to dip carrots in peanut butter. I just dipped an apple slice in soy sauce and I have discovered my new favorite snack.

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Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

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amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

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Sighh...

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"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

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i….i always assumed it was just a weird name

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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one day ur gonna post a bad take with 100% confidence and im so sad that its gonna eventually happen

Not gonna happen. All my takes are fucking amazing. Even if I messed up, I'm an ever-changing, ever-growing person so it’s literally impossible for me to have a bad take because I'd just learn from it, baby.

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