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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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i can't be trusted with sour gummies i'm guzzling this shit down like a hog that's tasted blood

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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

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studies at the Musée D’Orsay

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i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

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brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

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(via reddit)

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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!

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Paavo Pelvo — Guarded Hands  (oil and tempera on canvas, 1989)

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“This is for the girls and the gays!!!” (It is the worst piece of media you have ever seen in your life)