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This might be the worst thing I've ever seen... Then again I did once attempt to make brownies using only brownie mix and one can of pumpkin because I was out of eggs so. 0/10 we all make mistakes but this may be unforgivable.

I um. I ran out of milk, but I wanted scrambled eggs, right? Uh. So a normal person would just. Not. Use milk. But um. I’m different, I guess. So I. I used a banana and strawberry smoothie instead. It um. Well it turned out like this. Kinda looks like wet cement.

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I've done something unconscionable for a smoothie blog

Today held no smoothies in its cold embrace, only milkshake. This was like an 8/10 it was super sweet and not my favorite. If I do this again (unlikely) I will use plain cake. Anyway this was red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting, lactose free cookies and cream ice cream, and milk. How am I saying it's too sweet am I turning into an old person.

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Today's smoothie: mango, white peach, avocado, cherries, spinach, and banana, milk to blend. This was basically brunch for me along with some chips because I forgot to get breakfast lol. Overall like a 5/10 I left the peel on the mango and peach and that was a mistake. I might prep the ingredients for another and put them in the freezer because I'm not a huge fan of fresh fruit smoothies, the texture and temperature just isn't quite right. It also tastes mostly of banana so I'll be leaving that out next time.

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Sorry I haven't been posting smoothies, I got distracted U.U

ANYWAY

Today's smoothie! Ingredients: blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, milk, and Greek yogurt

It was kinda a 'toss the rest of the bags of fruit in there' day. Not the best texture because of the seeds, but a solid smoothie. 6/10

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Today's smoothie

Ingredients: chocolate milk, sour cream, frozen banana and strawberry mix

This was definitely a good smoothie. The texture is much improved and the banana/strawberry mix complements the chocolate milk much better than the raspberries and blackberries. If I had to do something different I would probably add a spoonful of cocoa and a drizzle of honey to punch up the chocolate flavor and balance out the bitterness. Overall, 8/10 but I think my ancient blender is on its last legs

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Today's smoothie felt more like a shake but I guess it still counts?

Greek yogurt, plain oats, frozen strawberries, unsweetened cocoa powder, and some cream because I didn't have any milk.

This came out to be THICCCCCCCC. Almost a bit too thick for my liking. I would definitely replace cream with milk to see if that would help. The oats added a bit of a gritty texture but I don't hate it.

It wasn't too sweet, so I think adding unsweetened cocoa powder instead of hot chocolate mix was the right call. The honey is there because it's an anti oxidant and helps with my flare-ups but it's also nice because it helps to control the sweetness.

Texture: 7/10

Taste: 9/10

Looks: 7/10

Overall a solid 7.5 out of 10 for me.

Would I make again? Yes. Although I think I would use milk instead of cream.

I definitely agree with you on the oats and unsweetened cocoa parts, when you're adding a sweetener or something else that's very sweet it's best to use the unsweetened version of another ingredient to keep the balance i think. One time I realized we were out of blueberries so i put a blueberry oatmeal packet in my smoothie and the texture turned out so bad 😭 Tbh i think without the oats this would be really close to what I'm going to be trying when we pick up more frozen fruit. Overall i think it'd be a 7/10 because of the oats. If so good why do they fuck up the texture so much 😭

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hiii friend here's my smoothie. I remembered we had some frozen mixed berries so I decided to blend em. we only have a lil blender so I couldn't make much.

she's got said berries (blueberry, raspberry, blackberry, strawberry), unsweetened vanilla coconut yogurt, banana, a drizzle of honey and splash of almond milk. flavor and texture get a 9/10 from me because it's genuinely so refreshing.

Oooooo! I would give this an 8/10 because i hate the seeds from raspberries and blackberries but it looks like it would taste so good. I hadn't considered coconut in smoothies before but i may see if i can get some the next time we go shopping.

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Today's smoothie

Ingredients: Spinach, frozen berry mix, fresh cherries, sour cream, and chocolate milk

Overall definitely an improvement from yesterday. We were out of plain yogurt but sour cream is very similar and a good substitute. I will most likely remake it again with a different frozen fruit because we finally ran out of berry mix. 7/10

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Made this smoothie yesterday.

Ingredients: Spinach, frozen berry mix, fresh cherries, yogurt, and chocolate milk

Overall 6/10. The chocolate milk made it a little bit creamier than usual but it was a bit too sweet for my personal taste, and the seeds from the raspberries always throw me off. I may remake this with plain yogurt and a different frozen fruit to see if that changes the ranking. Pretty solid smoothie though

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This one is similar to the one I sent you earlier BUT it's orange juice instead of milk and yoghurt

So: nectarines, frozen strawberries, bananas, orange juice, and some honey

The taste was definitely fruitier, but I suppose it lost some of the creaminess the yoghurt and milk gave it.

My ranking

Taste: 9/10

Texture: 7/10

Looks: 10/10 (very pretty pink)

Would make again? Yes.

I also like this one. Might make it to see if it changes the rating but for now I will give this a 7/10 (I am a fiend for dairy)

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Okay so this smoothie I made earlier today:

Greek unflavoured yogurt, frozen strawberries, bananas, nectarines, honey and milk :)

A bit plain but the frozen strawberries really made it nice and refreshing (especially considering it's summer now)

Have a cherry for your time 🍒🍒

Good smoothie. 8/10 for variety and color :)

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I made this smoothie a few days ago. A bit plain, but nice and thick and fruity. 7/10

Ingredients: Frozen Strawberries, plain greek yogurt, milk, honey