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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?
#depends on what i'm doing but it's generally tolerable#outside in the direct 80F sun for extended periods yeah i'll be miserable. I will never attend a music festival for this reason#but on the patio with the awning up it's great#at the zoo going in and out of buildings and shaded areas it's great#in the city where it's warmer because concrete or at least feels like it? hot but not intolerably so
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how i know if i remembered to feed Alvin his wet food or not (gravy on his nose)
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
#i dissociate when i'm stressed#driving makes me stressed#do you really want me white knuckling the wheel completely zoned out but trying not to be#“didn't you see that stop sign??!?” i don't know. i don't know if i didn't see it or not. my mind was. 8 billion miles away from here
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my cat: i am a serious adult man. cat toys are for babies and the simple minded. this frivolity what squeaks and jingles? infantile. stop shaking that pompom at me, i am busy contemplating the feline condition.
my cat when he sees a ribbon or perhaps some string: i simply MUST chew on this until i nearly choke. i simply must. how novel! how grand!
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Mood desses dias frios que não acabam nunca 💤
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Nefera sometimes
shoutout to our multilingual, Italian speaking girlie
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shoutout to our multilingual, Italian speaking girlie
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online shops with with .fr and .nl sites arguing over which one has to ship to belgium like divorcing parents trying to pawn off a child neither of them want
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let's hope she actually arrives then because Amazon France first said she'd be released on July 1 but wouldn't let me order because it "didn't ship to my address." So I kept checking and it eventually changed to let me order, but the July 1 release date vanished, and now if you check the listing it says delivery between September and January 🙃
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guy appeared around the corner to see me taking pics of his cat. he said bonjour, i said bonjour, then hurried tf out of there because there's too many ways it can go horribly wrong trying to tell someone they "have a nice cat" in French
A FRIENDLY CHOCOLATE MAN APPEARS
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going for a stupid little walk with my stupid little parasol like a stupid little vampire
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