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positive vibes only 💩✨

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one of them literally just casually walked into the house through the open side door and my stepdad had to chase it back out with a broom

um may have created a Situation™ by starting to feed the magpies because there's twice as many of them now and they're inhaling everything

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love when things don't taste like the flavor they're supposed to be but they're still good anyway like no these whopper doritos don't taste like a whopper or any burger really but they're still fucking good as hell

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um may have created a Situation™ by starting to feed the magpies because there's twice as many of them now and they're inhaling everything

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where can I get some of these immunity-granting Su particles? asking for a friend

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not a single thought in his head

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does it bother anyone else that the tamagotchi paradise blue water goes water -> sky -> land. it should go water -> land -> sky. like i get it it's not supposed to be representative of real evolution but still lol

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I didn't intend to get the full Buried Secrets line but seeing as I'm only missing Cleo I might as well get her eventually 😅

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BABYMETAL

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craving a salad so fucking bad but can't digest raw vegetables atm so fuck it. salad-free salad (croutons, cheese, and dressing)

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Children of Nevada!

A delightful evening of sin in Las Vegas at the storied MGM Grand. You sure knocked it out the park!

Thank you and

Good Night

/ A Nameless Ghoul

📷 : @ryancphoto

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The way I saved this pic instantly, (they uploaded the Nevada ritual pics but then deleted it and i knew I had to save this)

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can't stop thinking about the dead bat i saw in a parking lot last week

a creature of the night sky now laid on the ground in daylight

consumer of insects in life now consumed by ants in death

circle of life yadda yadda

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anyone lose a set of tiny blue keys under my couch? they sure as fuck aren't mine and nobody else in the house claims them either

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um no i don't fucking think so??

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selling on Vinted be like

actual nice, new things: sitting unwanted for months to years

random broken crap i pulled out of my closet to pad out the # items in my wardrobe: sold in 5 minutes