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Stop help us please 🚨🙏🧨

Please help me. We are living in a very difficult situation: bombing, hunger, destruction, poor living conditions, and high prices. My mother, my sisters, and I have no shelter other than this tent, which provides neither protection from the cold nor from the heat. I come to you, my friend, and I beg you.

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I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

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my darling,

Each passing moment feels like a lifetime as I crave for your slightly dirty

polyester seats. I crave your broken charging ports.

You cry out "I will be here my love", but with each passing moment, the moment drags on longer, your slender and blocky form never coming within sight.

Why do you hide from me my love?

I have been here for thirty minutes but it feels like thirty years.

I do not want you, but unfortunately, I need you.

The weight of the bag around my shoulder and camera on my neck is enormous,

Where is my fucking Dublin bus.

Thank you ladies and nonbianary people (gentlemen you can keep out of this)

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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

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phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

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The Duel (Dashcon 2, 2025)

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what is that thing

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how about no

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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stop eating coffee cakes with the lesser drakes and come drink from a flagon with an elder dragon