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anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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A 1996 Nintendo of America VHS meant to promote the launch of the Nintendo 64 in stores contained a small humorous segment whereby in the middle of a showcase of the console's features, Bowser slides by in a small window, notices the camera, and briefly jumps out in an attempt to jumpscare the viewer.

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Reminder that the "normal" cisgender male amount to fantasize about being a woman is never.

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pro tip: if your child isn't very good at keeping up with an essential life skill, you should absolutely make them feel ashamed of it to the point they'd rather hide the problem than risk letting you see it

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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I just found the scariest Gary Larson cartoon. Like what the hell

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when the heist goes wrong and you have to kill a bystander before they alert the guards and your hands are still shaking from adrenaline and the guilts not yet settled like a heavy poison on your mind

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I don't wanna @ anyone because I understand how fast things seem to move in today's landscape of streaming shows dropping entire seasons in one day, and networks pumping out new series constantly to try to attract more subscribers with no intent to actually maintain those shows over time but I just saw someone self-deprecatingly lament that they are still thinking about a show that ended almost a year ago, making fan art and playlists for it, and I want to be very clear:

you can still create fanworks when it comes to old media!! PLEASE do!! there are always going to be new fans who will appreciate it, and veteran fans who are dying for new content and new perspectives. also, less than a year is NOTHING. the original Star Trek series was on TV six decades ago and there are still people losing their minds over it, writing stories and reblogging gifsets daily, and that's only one example.

a fandom lasts as long as there are people who love a thing, even if it's only a handful of people. love what you love and write and draw and make gifs and playlists about it!

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the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

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I was 3 months old

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^_^

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art comic

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Octopath hashtag girls

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Everything is just sunshine and butterflies for this baby