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please don't scroll past this post without reading about @ahmedgazza3 's campaign:

imagine being only 20 years old, at the start of your adult life, but before you can make your dreams come true your city is bombarded and your family is forced to evacuate and now lives in a tent. this is what Ahmed has had to face, and now that Gaza is under siege again in the holy month of Ramadan he and his family are in danger once more.

we can't allow this to continue.

please donate what you can and support this campaign by sharing it, which costs you nothing!

(campaign vetted by association)

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because I like it

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When I die everyone is welcome to start shit at my funeral. Start fist fighting and killing people. It’s what I would have wanted

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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

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my utopia

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the death of the baboon king will change everything

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grandma whats happening to me

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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Deltarune was cooking up entirely new and unheard of character archetypes when they came up with Queen. “what if a forty year old divorced milf had iPad brainrot” is a stroke of literal genius

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Hitch and Hitomi Park date

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