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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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people are once again in my notes debating whether it's, like, morally okay to be reading and even enjoying smut popularized on tiktok and I have to say it's really making this passage hit extra hard

from Hi'ilei Julia Kawehipuaakahaopulani Hobart's Cooling the Tropics

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happy pride from cloudward ho

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

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I will never forget you, Rural Juror 🎶

Watch the full Game Changer episode on Dropout

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Final course! She was a little hot and tired so The Mound got the best of her this time, but you can see she never got lost or confused, she was just gonna cut that bunny off once it came around. I am so proud of her.

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Edi's first lure course! She was entered in ASFA Singles since she just turned one. This is her preliminary run. Absolutely blew me away. Good girl!

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Cooking With Grabbers

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via instagram story - jeffsatur

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

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Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

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One field that badly needs to be purged of "Great Man-ism" is architecture.