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me making jesus watch riverdale: so here's when the riverdale gang uses the power of unions and community to defeat the evil racist wizard
jesus: hey man this archie guy carrying that wood is pretty triggering do you think we could watch something else?
me lying maliciously: this is the only show we have
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small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”
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“scatman” john’s lesser known brother, “shitdude” george
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my art book and prints are available here
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'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them
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